Latskabsyaoix

Trying to launch my career in the food service industry.

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Good cop: we all just wanna go home, Tommy.

Bad cop: actually I was hoping to unload an entire clip in a teenager with his hands up

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@TaylorBlakeWard Doesn’t he know as a member of the angels organization he’s not allowed to bat over .230?

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@VengeonsP Claude

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@LASHYBILLS https://t.co/bjMwcOMTV8

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@BRICSinfo he also seems to ignore the prayers of those who pray war doesn't happen.

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@hajiyev_rashad whenever you're wrong it's suppression, whenever you're right its your own genius - only thing I've learned investing.

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@Harry__Faulkner How is it "unpronounceable" when even the indigenous people here are using English phonemes that Canadians use daily? They aren't native speakers either. They sound like English speakers reading a foreign language with Anglophonized brains. Staw-low awesome - easy.

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@Mark4XX @AmigalainK Share count has 4.5x’d since ATH so it’d have to go to like $120 to match adjusting for dilution - which seems unlikely. Unfair comparison and expectation.

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if you ask me, PETA hasn't done nearly enough for fruit-fly rights

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thou shalt not use the word bro without a sense of irony

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baby, you don't love me. it's just the cigarette behind my ear.

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it's still equally enjoyable to me if the homies can't have none

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Just wrote my autobiography. It's only eight words:

Too much Homer Simpson, not enough Bruce Lee.

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I thought Chick-Fil-A was a 90's gangsta rap song about getting laid

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In the event ISIS strikes Canada we need to be fully prepared... how do you say "sorry" in Arabic?

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It's ok. I only text and drive when I'm giving life-saving advice.

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To all you teens out there who think smoking makes you look all cool and grown up...

It kinda does.

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Sober: why is there an inflatable sheep in the men's room condom dispenser?

Drunk: you in man WERE GETtIng teh SHEEP!!!

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This one time I almost lost my virginity - but I found it later LARPing in the woods.

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"I read a book about it"

- me referencing documentaries in conversation.

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If there were pornographic musicals then 'jizz hands' would be a thing. So yeah. I made that connection. Fuck you.