°Muhammed Isa°

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

“Bro your time don reach o” really touch me😭🤦🏾‍♂️

Omo GehGeh is from another world 🧏🏾

[Cruise Media @Cruise_Media001]

Nigeria been killing a lot of dream mennn see a software developer in this kind of situation 🤦‍♂️😩

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Bro in the blue knows something we don't lol

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

when she starts crying instead of answering the question

[Kome @Uncle2Triplets]

Perfume vendors should be using this for their marketing…😂.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Thinking you’re entitled to someone’s money just because you have a vagina is one of the most normalized delusions in 2026.

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

If a woman can go a full 24hrs without talking to you.

She doesn't like you.

[Tyrell 🦈 @Williamsjack22]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Seun: Is it because of money that Atiku chose you as his running mate?

Amaechi: Do I look like someone who has money?

Seun: it is your man Wike who says that

Amaechi: No problem, I told you several times I don’t respond to my subordinate.

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

No be by this o

No individual governor is as powerful as Dangote in Nigeria.

As a collective (Governors Forum), yes. But as individual governor, none touches Dangote influence.

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

These same people will come on Twitter tomorrow and tell Northerners they’re the ones living in poverty while they’re living in paradise.

Meanwhile, look at them fighting over ordinary Akara. 😂

You really can’t make this stuff up.

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

“Go home if you’re owing us school fees”

Me and my friends on our way to the game shop to play PS2:

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Schools attended as published by INEC:

Peter Obi:
1. St. Augustine's Primary School, Anambra, 1973
2. Christ the King College, 1978
3. University of Nigeria, Nsukka, 1984

Bola Tinubu:
1. Primary School - EMPTY
2. Secondary School - EMPTY
3. Higher School - B. Sc 1979

[CITYZEN JESSY💦 🇦🇷🇪🇦🇧🇻 @ndilichi1261151]

@TheOnlyKemi He has money

He has money

He's influential

He has money

He money

HE HAS MONEY

[Rexzzy @AFC_Rexzzy]

😂😂

[Rabs malik @rabs_35]

@official_Gegeh Marriage is not for us u said defend this or see u in court 😢😂

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

But any woman who is constantly and comfortably taking money from you loves you.

Lol women are financially smarter than men and I like that part about them.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Once they show you that your time isn’t valuable, never waste it on them again.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

@MrMekzy_ Most proper nepo babies like naija sha. Cos they are very comfortable and can easily travel out for vacation. Na average and poor man pikin de run

[Your Last 5 Merchant!!!! @draggingortrump]

I will never understand the point of this thought-process. You clearly weren't attracted to this man and you wouldn't be happy if you were currently married to him, so why do you care how his life is playing out?