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As a christian if you’ve never billed your pastor before you have no right to bill anybody else.
You cannot be okay with receiving empty prayers from your billionaire pastors and asking struggling people for money.
We were not joking when we canvassed for Peter Obi, a selfless BILLIONAIRE businessman with 100% integrity, should rule Nigeria, you said no, you want a tax collector who is a cocaine bagman. Enjoy the EMILOKAN.
Nigerians will learn geopolitics by force.
Shebi "neo-colonialism" is just a "conspiracy theory" fronted by Africans who don't want to "take responsibility" ba?
Shebi America means well for us, or just doesn'treally care about us, so when they impose a drug trafficker to become our president, it doesn't matter because they don't care enough about Nigeria to knowingly instruct their puppet to crush our economy ba?
Shebi American meddling in our politics for the purpose of destroying Nigeria's economic partnership with China and thus eliminating Nigeria as a strategic rival in Africa, which has given us 2 disastrous back-to-back nearly-dead age presidents, is nothing but a conspiracy theory dreamed up by David Hundeyinovich the Russian disinformation agent?
Shebi to Google and read the current US foreign policy doctrine document "Project for a New American Century" is too much work, ba? Shebi Nigeria doesn't exist in a global context, and there are no geopolitical forces with an interest in Nigeria? Shebi the world Nigeria exists in starts at Seme and ends at Jibiya?
You people will like Agbado American puppet regime for 8 years. Then after that, when they break up your country into 6 or 7 pieces (to your rapturous initial celebration), after which they all become little everlasting Agbado American dictatorships, that is when you will finally understand that to know book is good, and your perniciously anti-intellectual way of analysing the world has bought you and your children everlasting sorrow and death.
All of us will learn geopolitics by force.
The thing that tires me the most about talking to Nigerians is that no matter how bitterly they complain about how much they suffer, they don't really mean it.
Nigeria is a country of people who have the emotional depth of a teacup. Their feelings are shallow, and their memories are short. They may say something and feel it in the moment, but 5 minutes later, they will forget.
Anyone who is linked to or in favour of the Tinubu government should be physically afraid for their lives by now, if Nigerians actually believed any of the anger and frustration they express on the internet everyday. But these people are walking the streets just fine, and they will continue to do so because Nigerians are not people who even take themselves seriously.
Nigerians are people who feel nothing and believe in absolutely nothing, including the Abrahamic religions and African traditional practises they carry on their heads. They cannot fight even for their own children's future because even the love they feel for them is largely performative and inch-deep.
All this anger ends online. Offline, everyone who is responsible for creating or enabling this suffering is perfectly fine. Not one of them is scared of Nigerians because they know the mannequins will never do anything.
By December, this same class of Twitter users crying about being reduced from middle class to poverty will be celebrating their nonexistent blessings from 2024, and praying to their deaf Abrahamic deity to grant them an economic miracle in 2025.
A miracle that will never come.
Well said, King David 🤴 I often think of many life-threatening sacrifices you've made for Nigerians, and I said to myself they aren't worth it.
What's the point of endangering your life getting information they'll ignore at most curse you out and defend their oppressors?
Nigerians suffers from STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. They're seriously damaged emotionally and mentally from politicians and pastors.
Whenever you mistakenly feel like taking Nigerians seriously, always remember that the first 2 Christmases that Zenith Bank HQ decorated Ajose Adeogun roundabout with a plastic Santa and red boxes, people ripped open the boxes hoping to find presents.
Nigerians are trained from childhood to believe in miracles and magic above all else. Our people literally cannot distinguish their fantasies and malaria fever hallucinations from real life, neither can they distinguish their opinions from objective facts. It is the world's largest agglomeration of completely delusional people who live inside their own heads.
Every Nigerian believes they have "enemies" who are responsible for stagnating their progress, and they are one miraculous event away from becoming Femi Otedola. Nothing concern our people with market research, market share, market size, and any other data points that can explain business success or failure. All na prayer or "juju."
Can it grow an economy? Can you harness it for power supply? Can it build roads, bridges, tunnels, railways, hospitals, and schools? Can it defend the innocent people in the north and Middle Belt who are killed by terrorists everyday? Can it improve our place in the world and stop us from queuing all night in front of VFS Ikeja to escape to other countries?
Can it build processing facilities for our natural resources so that we move up the value chain and stop exporting jobs and importing poverty and everlasting inflation? Can it ensure that rule of law and due process are followed, so that anybody with some money cannot use the NPF to kidnap you and lock you up in a cell in Abuja for saying something that hurt their feelings on the internet?
Can it reduce the 52% of harvests that spoil on Nigerian farms every year because there is insufficient storage and transport infrastructure? Can it ensure that if you and your country people vote for a human being in an election, INEC will not switch off IREV and declare a bag of ìgbẹ olóyún as winner of the election at 4AM? Can it make your government see you as a citizen and not a subject?
If you can't use it to do any of these things, can you at least crush and drink it like vibranium so it will give you superpowers like the Black Panther?
Because with the obsession you people have with magic, one would think the magic would at least be evident in your lives. Not that you're in your $1500 per capita annual income country, springing like a duka in Kruger National Park when you hear the "NEPA has brought light" alarm, so you can manage to charge the phone you struggled to buy from people in China, South Korea and San Francisco who don't have "voodoo," but take all the things listed above for granted.
"Voodoo" una😕
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All of you from all the 6 regions of Nigeria are being royally SET UP, and all you bunch of dummies can see is your local tribal quarrels with each other.
Someone in DC currently has you on a 6-year timer to degenerate into DR Congo/Somalia/Yugoslavia, but all you can see is your Yoruba this, Biafra that, Muslim the other one - meanwhile all of you are going to die, and your nonsense will die with you.
Your *real* enemy (not your neighbour that is as poor and useless as you) produced this report in the same year that it tried to open a military base in Nigeria. You can see the report already has detailed plans for how to share your land to extract the resources under it after you have died.
Just continue fighting your stupid poor man fights against each other, you hear? Keep on ignoring the man behind the curtain. Your enemy in life is <insert tribe that nobody outside Nigeria has heard of or gives a fuck about>
It will kuku all be over in 72 months.
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Doctors across teaching hospitals in Nigeria have complained about the absence of defibrillators at their various hospitals.
The average cost of a defibrillator is about ��1,650, which is 3,465,000 Naira (at 2,100 per pound).
366,000,000 ÷ 3,465,000 = 105.6 units of defibrillators.
These would equip each state with about 3 defibrillators, leading to saved lives and avoidable deaths.
Instead, your government has spent it in three days, on tyres that serve only a select few.
Before you support these people and their actions, think. You might be the next victim of an avoidable death situation...
This man was the DG of the Nigerian Law School.
Think of that.
He spent years studying as a law student, then became a lawyer, worked as an academic and then rose to the rank of a professor, until he took the role of the top legal educator in the country.
Then he was politically savvy and his qualifications recognised enough to be appointed the minister of education. By all indications, a seemingly profound purveyor of education and scholarship.
And yet his most critical idea, his great contribution, his big vision from his decades of academic rigour is: “We need to stop people from going to school too early”.
The kind of reasoning about social problems you hear at the barbershop from the local philosopher who stops you for some beer money: totally devoid of root cause analysis, disengaged from contextual situationing, unbothered by the exceptions of genius and prodigy, and unencumbered by statistics or sociological research.
This is the same level of mental effort that concludes that a reversal of the national anthem to an older version will revive the country’s glory days.
Nigeria is failed daily by its leaders.
I am from Ondo State, Ondo South to be precise and I can categorically tell you.
Four Govt Hospitals including General Hosp Igbokoda &State Hosp Okitipupa which serves more than a Million people cannot boast of a single Defibrillator.
See Defibrillator on the Road!!