“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You’ll be okay if you stay in tonight.”
Finally we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just picked up takeout for me and my friend.
I already paid $43 for two meals.
You didn’t bring it to my table. You didn’t refill my drink.
You tied the top of a plastic bag and spun an iPad around asking for a 25% tip.
I’m so sick of this new trend.
PS: I tipped zero.