Sarah

[Sarah @itzmesarah28]

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[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

gonna ragebait my way into being manhandled

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Me driving:

[Sarah @itzmesarah28]

I hate how you can do a "see more" button here now. It really takes away the novelty of Twitter, where you had to be funny in a couple of sentences or less to be someone. These kids have no idea. Millionaires are just yapping into the void now eugh.

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[Sarah @itzmesarah28]

It's quite on-brand of us to spend spring/Easter break with a 103 fever

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

pro tip for women: the timing is tight, but if you parry at the exact moment of release he gets pregnant instead

[Sarah @itzmesarah28]

Not me spending $35 on chocolate fuckin oranges. Happy Holidays assholes 😭

[Sarah @itzmesarah28]

https://t.co/7AW0gxW7aZ
Russ popped off and I fuckin FELT that shit

[splash niggas @splashniggas]

men not getting beat with pans no more

that’s why they’re acting like that

[Sarah @itzmesarah28]

My last fucks

[Ayushi @ShutupAyushiii]

This bag is so tiny, what can it hold?

[Sarah @itzmesarah28]

One time my store manager cut my deceased father's padlock off my locker at work and threw it away (ppl were abusing daily use lockers) because he forgot I was still there and closing up the dept by myself. He felt so bad he searched the trash for 2 days. I hope he's well.

[Sarah @itzmesarah28]

I wanna be stuffed

[Eldritch Brick - BE NOT AFRAID @FuckKoroks]

I could swear PETA is just a bunch of furries

[Sarah @itzmesarah28]

One of those little things about being poor that nobody tells you is that your car and your body will both be flashing their check engine light at the same time and you'll have to make it a decision which one you can live without

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Language 0%
Understanding 100% 😂

[goma @soigomaa]

Please stop sending men long paragraphs after they hurt you. They don't care and nothing you say will guilt trip them into caring. Take your dignity and go

[Sarah @itzmesarah28]

@SunShine19

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

Forty fucking dollars for a haunted house?
They better rape me in there.