millertime

🇨🇦🍷🌹 account just so that I can be a part of bachelor memes. Now THAT’S being here for the right reasons 💁🏻‍♀️

[millertime @itzmillertime]

#Bridgerton always kills the soundtracks but I was genuinely disappointed that they didn’t give us an orchestra version of pink pony club for Cressida’s pink themed ball 😫🎀 missed opportunity for sure! #BridgertonS4

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This meant more than a “little hockey tournament”. Hell yah it did buddy #McDavid #McJesus #Canada #4Nations 🇨🇦

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Once you’ve heard it you can’t I hear it so now you all need to hear it too… when Joey from #LoveIsBlind gets excited his voice goes straight to Chris Griffin 😂 #LoveIsBlind8

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So you’re telling me that every hometown house just HAPPENS to have a bench outside? Clearly bachelor is deep into bench rentals. Single handedly keeping the bench rental business alive #bachelorette #bacheloretteABC

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The whole nation after hearing Denis extend his POV spotlight with that whack speech #BBCAN12

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SEND SUSAN TO KELSEY’S ROOM IMMEDIATELY, WE NEED BACKUP!! #TheBachelor

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@dragonfly_ Agreed! But Daisy also has pink nails sooo 🤷🏽‍♀️ now who knows

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Kelsey has pink nails, whoever writes the note had pink nails… gaaahhh 💅🏼 😬 #TheBachelor

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WHY do we always need to use an airport warehouse for a rose ceremony location? You can’t tell me that this was the most romantic location you could find in all of LA… 🤷🏽‍♀️ #thebachelor

[millertime @itzmillertime]

Kelsey’s dad looks like Colton Underwood in an few decades and you can’t convince me otherwise #thebachelor

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@sennydreadful I’ve never seen a more gullible or infuriating cast in my whole life haha

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Hey #TheBachelor did we not learn our lesson last time we did a Canadian polar plunge? #tierrable #thebachelorABC #tbt

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Why does young Joe dirt look like every Instagram influencer? 😂 #influencersinthewild

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Every time the mention Joey’s atrocious toes:
#thebachelorABC #bachelor

[millertime @itzmillertime]

Shit my husband says during the #bachelor:
“If this guy was a vegetable he’d be a radish”
😂🤷🏽‍♀️🤔

[Frank 🗽🦅🐓 @PargeyBCAFC]

Someone see if this man is okay… #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024

[millertime @itzmillertime]

Darn guess it’s a cozy night of candle reading tonight 🤷🏽‍♀️
#alberta #powergrid #albertawinter

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So they couldn’t use one of those commercial breaks to fix Teresa’s broken dress strap for her? 🤦🏻‍♀️ #goldenwedding @BachelorABC

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Hit that rewind about 6 times to keep laughing harder each time haha 😂

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Jag is stylish af. That’s it, that’s the tweet 🤷🏽‍♀️ #BB25 #bb25finale