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[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[Harland @itznotharland]

Look i don’t care if you sell feet pics but how have we gotten so shameless that we’re posting toe content on main?? Bring back bullying fr

[barney @barneyxbt]

let me make sure i’m understanding this correctly

the supreme court is refunding all tariff money back to corporations.

the same corporations that didn’t pay a single cent of those tariffs to begin with.

they passed every dollar directly to you through higher prices on everything you buy

you went to the store and paid more for groceries. you paid more for clothes. for car parts. for literally everything.

that money came out of YOUR pocket not theirs

and now the refund goes to THEM?

the corporations who used the tariffs as an excuse to raise prices even higher than the tariff itself and pocket the difference

the american people funded the tariffs.

the corporations profited off the tariffs.

and now the corporations get a refund on money they never spent in the first place
and nobody in washington thinks the people who actually paid should get the money back.

not a single person has even suggested it

guess we are never getting our DOGE checks either

this country does not work for you.

it works for them. it’s a joke

and they’re not even pretending anymore

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Search results for “Epstein Files” have hit a new all-time-low since the war began. Now we have a ceasefire.

Don’t stop talking about Epstein. Repost this.

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

real life just confirmed heracross clears pinsir

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 🤣

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Alex Jones accurately explains the AI arms race which coincidentally happens to be the exact plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

If your parents made $100k in the 90s, you'd have to make $325k to have the same life in 2026

$325k is the new $100k

Let that sink in

[JP @jpumlaw]

@WhiteHouse

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Israel told Trump: "We have nukes and we'll use them if you won't bomb Iran."

[Max💯 @Maxis_arena]

@merlinscapital ‼️

[✪ daniel barnes ✪ @Danny8bit]

Nintendo coming to my hospital room, after I narrowly survive a brutal stabbing, to C&D me because I was wearing a Mario shirt when it happened

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

POWERFUL: #NFL star WR AJ Brown says his teammates struggle with p*rn and objectifying women because of all the money they have. https://t.co/th8F2PydjS

“These guys that are in the league are getting in trouble with women. They got a fetish with women. You can get any woman you want. You can pick and choose. Realtime p*rn. Right? And it's going to a whole other level because, bro, what p*rn does to your brain, it desensitizes your brain.”

“You may think, like, oh man, she looks good or whatever. No, you're looking at it as an object, not as a human being”

[Maile @MaileOnX]

@RepThomasMassie Omg

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Tim Dillon: “So what we worship Baal?”

“The Dow is up!”

“So what we’re part of an ancient blood cult?”

“The Dow is up!”

“So what we perform sacrifices to deities so that we can have their power?”

“The Dow is up!”

“Maybe you should thank Baal for the Dow being at 50,000.”

“Maybe instead of angering Baal, you thank Baal for what he’s done for American 401Ks.”

“Baal has done more for the S&P 500 than Joe Biden did.”

“That’s Pam Bondi telling everyone to thank the demon Baal for the S&P 500, and don’t worry about the child sacrifices.”

@TimJDillon

[Mack Hollins @mackhollins]

Until next time…⛓️‍💥

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

The government wouldn’t do that….

Oh yes they absolutely would.

[Savage @Savageboston]

🤔

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THE BEST VIDEO OF THE ENTIRE YEAR:

NFL FILMS WITH A MAGICAL VIDEO OF DRAKE MAYE’S DIME TO KAYSHON BOUTTE IN THE SNOW WAS PERFECTION.

THIS IS SPECIAL.

https://t.co/2vSHkcSJHc