The Finessor Professor

Prior AC-130H Gunner, current smart ass.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Important announcement: I am upping my offer, $10 million dollars for a head-to-head basketball game between the defending WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces and a boy's high school state title team of my choice. If the Aces beat my team, I will give them $10 million.

[The Finessor Professor @itzoFishL]

@KingJames @PanthersCulture decide*

[The Finessor Professor @itzoFishL]

@DavisJKyle People must not be aware that Canadian Tire is a store that sells not just tires, but everything on that list. They don’t want to move down the street a couple of miles and a competitor immediately move in.

[George Kittle @gkittle46]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[The Finessor Professor @itzoFishL]

@Sextralovese @luckyglio @BenStiller You’re not fooling us Rick

[Seeking @seekingaround17]

At the driving range. Tee up a ball for my driver. Turn to the boomer hitting balls next to me:

“Sup, unc. My friends all call me “pipe nigga” know why? I’ll give you a hint:

Square up. Swing *PING. Major slice. Loud crack in the distance from my ball making direct solid contact with one of the neighboring houses adjacent to the range.

Put my driver back in my bag without making eye contact. Pick up my bag and walk swiftly with my head down back to my car, almost at a jog.

I maybe hit 5 balls out of the 45 I paid for.

Get home. Wife: “hey that was fast”

“Yeah, everyone at the range was gay so I came back early”

Happy Father’s Day to me.

[Novig @Novig]

Imagine if USA took the pitch to Mo Bamba blasting at the Round of 32 game.

[ESPN @espn]

VEGAS. CAROLINA. 🍿

Who you got taking Lord Stanley home? 👀

[Chris Corchiani Burner @JBBurner12]

Game day we march north #Canefederacy

[David @DavidCBets]

HOCKEY DOES NOT BELONG IN THE SOUTH

THIS was the crowd in Lenovo Center for Game 5 last night. Embarrassing.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

SO NICE, WE DID IT TWICE

[The Finessor Professor @itzoFishL]

@swiftsportsstar I didn’t know @lildickytweets had drum skills like that

[The Finessor Professor @itzoFishL]

@clprfn @JakeB_99_ @NFL @AdamSchefter You’re not fooling us @diegopavia02

[PFF @PFF]

Teams that received A+ Draft Grades 👀

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

Because 5 minutes in it becomes a Homelander game

[The Finessor Professor @itzoFishL]

@LeafsPassion85 @netflix

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

BREAKING: Kirby Smart has signed Tiger Woods to a lifetime contract