Your Stepdad Craig

I’m not actually this funny

[Your Stepdad Craig @itzzstretch]

@offdaviagra

[Your Stepdad Craig @itzzstretch]

@realDonaldTrump send ass papi 🥰🥰

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Newest ‘Game Grumps’ Episode Just 14 Minutes of Game’s Title Screen While Arin and Dan Discuss How Weird It Would Be If They Kissed https://t.co/wTo9Zuzaph

[Your Stepdad Craig @itzzstretch]

#ripbozo

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Trump hit Blue Steel on em 😭🤣

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

I WAS RIGHT HE'S SMOLDERINGGGGG

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This new Warzone update looks🔥🔥🔥 insane graphics

[Fiorello Cappuccino @lil_swingin_D]

I’d face fuck any dude associated with the daily wire. Buncha fucking losers

[Your Stepdad Craig @itzzstretch]

A mf like me woulda walked away from that fine

[JFK. @JayKelly00]

Wee early morning dip

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the sad truth of Biden’s America

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@ElijahSchell1 @youngestflexing @BashShellBaba @FightHubb nah, that’s not how it works. man’s a Combat Meth head

[Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet]

Ray Liotta’s delivery of, “How could I go to school after that and pledge allegiance to the flag and sit through good government bullshit?” has been burned into my brain for most of my life.

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

At this point a visible Harry Potter tattoo should be met with the same degree of revulsion as a Swastika

[Your Stepdad Craig @itzzstretch]

ALEXA HOW DO I SHAVE MY ASSHOLE

[Your Stepdad Craig @itzzstretch]

in the cold grips of the night, restless, we live in a world where only the dream song from shark boy and lava girl, stylized by the one and only taylor lautner can guide you toward the warm embrace of a long winters nap

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@lil_swingin_D he hit chris rock like chris was tupac 🤣🤣

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@lil_swingin_D “kill john lennon” type beat

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@RichieLongshots @nick_ale24 how many doors does the average house have? maybe 9-10? assuming there’s a basement. that’s not even including outliers like huge houses with 30+ or office buildings with 100+ doors. lads there’s only one answer here

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@RichieLongshots @lil_swingin_D @Bennett1112 gonna make that my pfp on linkedin

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@lil_swingin_D @FBI hold on i know who’s willing to stick their nose in this @JoeBiden please sign an executive order to stop this man

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@lil_swingin_D @RichieLongshots he’s doing his best

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@pettyhardaway96 it’s a sad sad world man

[Your Stepdad Craig @itzzstretch]

currently waiting on line at white castle, this has to be rock bottom #lordgivemestrength