Ivan Jonas Gomes

Recovering cynic. All tweets are plagiarized.

[Ivan Jonas Gomes @iv_njonas]

@maxlynch Seems reasonable to me. I appreciate your opinion, and even more your willingness to go to war with Twitter over it.

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@SirTonfy For me, it was actually sleeping during hours of darkness. I learned that humans can detect tiny amounts of light even with closed eyes. This is tough in the Seattle summer, but easy in the winter. A little Z-quil helps me a ton when I'm not sleepy.

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@wesbos It's VERY strong. I've used a different brand of this on a wall before... Too bad I didn't see the instructions clearly stating not to use it on painted walls. Needed putty to patch that hole. Scared to use it again haha.

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@rauschma There's one at https://t.co/CZ5hqzgdja, but I hesitate to recommend any of the extra packages that go beyond your exact use case.

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@dranben_ The search for that nostalgia. I've had the same thought many times. Sadly, I think it's impossible to re-experience it...

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@ABTestingAlpha Alignment: chaotic good.

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@dranben_ A manifestation of revenge bedtime procrastination?

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@dranben_ I know all of these words, but together they made no sense. Explain it to me like I'm 65, please.

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@Rosenlaw So many replies taking this at face value. I wonder whether that's because people who realized this was a joke just didn't reply. I hope there are at least as many people who recognized the sarcasm as there are those who did not...

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@BrandenKenn Outer Wilds is better.

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@pme919 Best wishes! Good memories of the class you taught me way back in 2012, just as you we starting that position. Makes me happy to know that your future students are in good hands!

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@dan_abramov Honestly, just the ability to remember things. If memories are water, my brain is a strainer.

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@QuinnyPig Even supposing your reputation stayed pristine, I would refuse to work with that kind of management. In fact, I have done this once. Bluffing (we can't afford to) is a form of dishonesty.

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@lorenschmidt Heard about that here: https://t.co/FjIkK7MyI7

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@lorenschmidt Just curious: are you asking because of the recent patent Nintendo filed regarding pass-through platforms?

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@DavidKPiano I needed this. So much, I fact, that I didn't even notice the joke until just now.

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@mightymacrosusa Is your website's live chat working? We've been trying to start a chat, but we cannot submit any message, neither on mobile nor in a desktop browser. Thanks for your help!

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@BrandenKenn Ah I recognize it now. I forget that sometimes your Twitter account is just a Hamilton bot posting lines at regular intervals.

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@Tonfyrb26 Didja?