POV: it's 2027 and there's a new president, gala is N50 again, fuel price has reduced, MTN brought back 15GB for 2k, I can finally buy biscuits for my baby cousins, 1k is enough to buy good food, pure water is N10 per sachet, the economy is stable,life is good.
70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.
"the devil promised to return my beloved to life if I delivered to him the hearts of a thousand criminals"
"when I laid the 999th heart upon the altar, he only smiled and pointed his clawed fingers at my own chest"
God, what a masterpiece 😭😭😭