Ivan Malcolm

Pro-Russian troll farmer & bot wrangler 🧑‍🌾
Raising elite comment armies since 2014.
Seeding truth in the information war.
DM for bot rental & narrative de

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@GrantCardone I’d be fine. Not sure about my family though and bills.

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@jamesonhaslam I mean do I think it’s worth 10k no. But it someone is lazy enough to pay it I might quit my job and start my own business

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@IBPIR24 Looks exactly like Ron Perlman in the Hellboy makeup. Uncanny resemblance. AI or not, that face is pure Perlman

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@LibertyCappy Europe ewww

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@Fish_Flakes546 @libsoftiktok @BFHSTigers kids should be safe in school from predators. ya dim whit

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@catturd2 What are we gonna do?

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@legen_eth Sounds about right if you ask me

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@0xdripper @financedystop Why do fourienrs love to criticize what we do

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@TracketPacer Claude for networking is tits. Network admins are done.

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@Rainmaker1973 They all probably have more money than he does

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@lporiginalg Ah yes, science failed by targeting the gender that actually gets pregnant. Next up: seatbelts for the wrong people because cars hit everyone. Peak logic.

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@LinkedInLunat1c Ah yes, the inspirational tale of a multi-millionaire “breaking down Peak genius energy: Uber yourself away, and text the PA like a true visionary. Money doesn’t just buy time and freedom. it buys the privilege of treating basic car ownership like a logistical crisis.

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@PvtPilotAbilene Grandma’s party vest: instant VIP status. All eyes (and laughs) on you—ladies lining up for that safari swagger.

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@UpdatingOnRome After 100,000 years of hunting & gathering, humans notice plants grow from thrown seeds. Shocked wide-eyed ancient statue faces sell the aha moment. Replies link it to grain, pottery, fermentation & beer as drivers of settlement & civilization.

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@sircalebhammer For a family of 4 in 2026, $1k won’t cut it. One month of essentials typically runs $7k–$10k+ depending on location and lifestyle.

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@financedystop The appropriate ratio is 2-2.5 slices per adult. Maybe it was shitty pizza.

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@financedystop Maybe you should consider a cheaper school, and work while you go to school. You know pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Also, the military route is smart.

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@ill_Scholar Probably banging some aliens

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@BoringBiz_ This would bring out a level of pettiness. Nobody wants to experience.

[Ivan Malcolm @ivanmalcolm86]

@TheICHpodcast Only 200k a year