Ivan Ortiz

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

Making a comeback #lostthehangofthis

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

@dougieleighton @Cmarottz haha #mofucka can't wait #peacoatparade #team308

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

Lululemon for guys? #betternot

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

Why does it smell like girl everywhere I go?

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

"But my lips hurt real bad! God" #chapstick #napoleonDynamite

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

@lindsaymartyn #patriotsftw it's inevitable

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

"@ItsLaQueefa: I orgasm when I eat." mmmm

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

"I would suck both your.." @WilliamLB11 unbelievable... And you're related to him @AlexMBlair

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

Day dreaming and coincidentally looking at a girls butt. She notices. Pulls her sweater down and only then do you realize what just happened

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

Stuttering, monotone, slow speaking, accent heavy prof #woopdeedoo

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

... But Jamal... He looked at me... I dropped one... #bpMugs

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

Big Mac because I'm fat. Double because I don't give a fuck

[Claude Giroux @28CGiroux]

It’s a beautiful day for Hockey. #GameOn #missthegame

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

@14DeeBreezy14 I want that in and around my mouth. Now that you have the recipe down, when do I get a bite?!!

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

Congratulations to my two favourite nurses on finally finishing exams!! @christinepass @vanharrigan sorry for the noise...

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

@lindsaymartyn don't worry she doesn't have the chops to win. Appleman is all warrior and balls. Freitag can simply s my d #crush

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

@lindsaymartyn #Appleman for the win!

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

I should really stop eating family sized bags of chips at night

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

Dexter season finale tonight #nailbiter

[Ivan Ortiz @ivannnn89]

@AlexMBlair oooh, upsetting how fast this hobbit bubble popped