Ivan Reynolds

John Cusack says I killed Edgar Allen Poe.

[Ivan Reynolds @ivanr_73]

@swd2 You saved zero neighbors by getting the vaccine.

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@Amit4Films Way too much graham cracker crust, ratio sucks.

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@VitoComedy Breastfeeding mothers?
I understand that you have to find a coping mechanism, but do it internally.

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@Stoopbets @micheal_ws18 Use less Google. Do more push ups.

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@Stoopbets @micheal_ws18 American kids aren't light these days.

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@ballparknation Maybe it's his lucky hat? Dude probably wears the same pair of socks every time he pitches.
You don't have to be Catholic to teach at a Catholic school?
Our timeline is so broken.

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@NoContextHumans McDonald's is not a food system. It's a fast food restaurant. Go grocery shopping.

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@JamieBonkiewicz Why do you think about him so much?
It's really unhealthy.

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@PhilsSurvivor

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@NR_Garrett The President plays soccer now?
AND competes in the Olympics?
That's wild.

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@maistomedia You should see what happens if you check a box for a name with an "R" next to it.

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@LiveAncestral Calorie is a unit of energy, not heat.

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@JamieBonkiewicz Sounds like something an agent of Satan would say.

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@simonfitxx Eating right. Going to the gym and working out is easy. Not eating sweets is hard (and I fail most days).

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@IamDijami Tyler Thigpen

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@Carusoismygoat1 At least he didn't introduce the President, eh?

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@muheediva01 The government should not be allowed to charge me personal property tax unless they fix the fucking potholes.

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@JasmineRossn She looks like an Althea to me.

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@thechicagosares I thought it was introducing the President.