Ivan wallace 🇰🇪🇬🇧🇲🇫

Virgo.♍||.software engineer.||. Business analyst.||.Intellectual.||. therapist.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[STEVEN @mash_sir]

Huyo mdame wa kadress kama ni wewe Niko sure mechi Yako ni moto kama chapati za njiani

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Shirley Heavens @shirleyheavens]

We have a new problem…

[United Green Movement @UGMParty]

OFFICIAL UGM PARTY STATEMENT ON SEXUAL HARRASMENT ALLEGATIONS

[Shakira Wanjira Naliaka Wafula @fit_ermined]

Melodrama
Clout chasing
Engagement Farming

[Arjun Rathore @Oiarjunrathore]

Because humanity would try to put their d!ck in it. And if they did, they wouldn't be breathing anymore.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Sam Nyamweya unveiling Harambee Stars new Jersey. He used hotel staff as models.

[Mack @whatMackSays]

Who names their child Meza?🤷‍♂️

[Mzee Mzima ,EGH 🇰🇪 @Just_memeKe]

Laikipia residents after 2 weeks

[Gayatollah HIMenei 🧊 @harrysreup]

Mind you what? MIND YOU WHATTT???

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Geukia jirani umwambie "Lazima injili ieDémbelé"

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Haya basi, moja kwa moja hadi bookmarks tusemezane mawili matatu na wajuaji wa Arteta mamaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Kibet @KibetBrima]

First Ebola Case will be Reported in Kisumu.I know this Script..Trust me 😂😂

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

One of these fine days I am going to find a way to go to those UDA meetings in State House. I will carry a pile of steaming hot faeces and make sure I sit infront waving the two finger salute an shouting TUTAM until the appointed time comes. Nataka ni make sure Ruto amekula mavi.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

This is an update to my earlier report on the coordinated mobilization and arming of militia across parts of the Rift Valley and western parts of Kenya. That report (Check my quoted tweet below), detailed the oathing ceremonies, the night gatherings, and the involvement of political figures in organizing young men from specific communities. Since then, trusted sources within government have continued to come forward with new information, and what is emerging paints an even more disturbing picture of how far these alleged preparations have advanced.

Reports I have received point to political militia in their hundreds being assembled across several counties, including Trans Nzoia, reportedly targeting western Kenya and Bungoma, Pokot and Marakwet, Turkana, Uasin Gishu, Nandi, Kericho, Nairobi, Kajiado, Kiambu, Murang’a, Nyeri, Laikipia, Nyandarua and Kirinyaga. Each militia member is allegedly paid a monthly salary of 30,000 kes, with an additional 10,000 kes sitting allowance for each meeting attended. According to my sources, this money is transported and physically delivered to the militia by the same veterinary doctor I named in my earlier report operating from the ugly house on the hill. In Nairobi, Kajiado, and parts of central Kenya, the operation allegedly runs through so-called stage managers aka kamageras, who coordinate activity on the ground and provide political cover.

Now, on the economic sabotage component of this plan. The strategy is not random criminality but a deliberate and calculated effort to disarm, wear down, and render targeted communities helpless and hopeless through sustained thuggery, knife attacks, child disappearances, cattle rustling, and relentless pressure on landowners around Uasin Ngishu to sell their land or, as they are told, remain "at their own risk." The goal is to break the spirit and economic backbone of targeted communities before any wider confrontation if necessary. The coordinators behind this plan are the same individuals I named in my earlier report.

The 41vs1 agenda being pushed is a deliberate replay of 2007: the Kikuyu community against the other 41 tribes, the same dangerous arithmetic that produced over 1,300 deaths and displacement that was never fully reversed. To that end, reports I have received indicate that Kikuyu political leaders allied to the current administration have allegedly been funded to the tune of 2.5 billion shillings, money intended to destabilize the region and neutralize potential resistance from within. Meanwhile, broader alliances are allegedly being sought with elements from the Coast and communities in western Kenya. Notably, according to my sources, the Maasai, Luhya, and Kisii communities have publicly refused to participate. Even in parts of Mount Kenya, the alleged organizers are said to face limited reach and credibility.

History is repeating itself in plain sight. Today, the political temperature is rising again, but this time the alleged plans are being flagged early by elders, citizens, churches, and concerned voices across the country. Framing legitimate national discontent over the economy, governance, and accountability as ethnic persecution or justification for balkanization is a deliberate distraction that benefits only the political class while impoverishing everyone else through fear, thuggery, and lost livelihoods.

We must stop the drums of war now. 2007 caught people off guard; this time the warnings are visible and public. Kenyans of all communities share the same daily struggles: sky-high living costs, insecurity, unemployment, and broken promises. No community wins when children disappear, cows are stolen, or families are forced off land they have farmed for decades. The real divide is between the political elite of all ethnicities and ordinary citizens who are being played in their hunger games.

1/2 continued…

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Kasongo is hated across the nation even in his hometown. Karma is a female dog. Eventually, things will catch up with him, and when that time comes, we shall be here to witness.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Tomorrow I’ll give the latest update on this militia mobilisation around the country as some politicians allied to the Ruto regime drum up the rhetoric of 41 vs 1 to prep the ground. I’m shocked even Ndii is on board.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

I TOLD YOU SO.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Al Jazeera destroyed Ruto government mbaya Sana yesterday. That surveillance state documentary showed the evil side of this regime.