Kelsey 👽

-Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have
Immortal longings in me-

she/they

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is exhausted.

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

I am begging everyone to talk about literally anything else.

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

Texas won't force a middle schooler to wear a mask because "freedom" but they would force that same kid to have a baby. ✌️

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

"uwu I look just like Buddy Holly"

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

What if Jesus came back in jorts and a wallet chain?

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

Pretty much emotionally and mentally at my limit, trying to not get into stuff that's not my business, just trying to make it through the day. But yeah I'm doing fine.

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and says trans rights!

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

Ran myself ragged at Kroger to the point of such stress that I got shingles in my 20s. Was barely scraping by. But yes, I'm sure the CEO really deserved this 🙄

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

I LOVED working the customer service counter at grocery stores. It's the pressure of needing more money & that I needed to be "doing more with my life" that led me to a position I disliked & made me ultimately move on.

[women in horror @womeninhorrors]

a book club where we just read these

[Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @MageOfSolitude]

I don’t want a career, I want to wear a fancy robe covered in stars and dispense confusing and ambiguous advice to passing travelers from a large stone cottage on the edge of the woods where I live with a parliament of owls

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

@FullMetal_Z Right? Yeah, I'm sure people will be so energized to align themselves with the Dems who dog pile on about how we "deserve" this.

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

Really good look for the Dems to continually "joke" about this stuff. 👍

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

@ShawnMa43871735 I'm just gonna stay home 🤷‍♀️

[NBC DFW @NBCDFW]

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott says it's time to "open Texas 100%" and ends the statewide mask mandate, effective next Wednesday. https://t.co/U1UQz9jNPe

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

@HugoThePinkCat For a lot of us, it mainly just comes down to the area we live in. I can't afford to live in the city, so I live in the suburbs. 🤷‍♀️

[Kelsey 👽 @ivebeenherkind]

@hissnarkmateri1 It depends on the area and will even change from neighborhood to neighborhood. HOAs, city ordinances, etc. all have their own set of rules.

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

It needs to be LOUDLY emphasized that this is a lie. Wind and solar power actually overperformed expected winter capacity in Texas. The state was crippled by frozen coal and gas plants, knocking out over 30 gigawatts of power. Sources below.