Ivy

Magicfestation 🦋

[Ivy @ivelissecamach1]

In honor of my coworker watching Twilight for the first time

[Ivy @ivelissecamach1]

Twilight is now on Netflix!

[g. @g_sofm]

Do you ever go to sleep thinking of the coffee you’re going to have in the morning or are you normal?

[Ivy @ivelissecamach1]

When you’re in your feels and want to socially withdraw and stay in bed for a week… but you gotta go to work instead 🙃

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

You can’t replace a woman that gives both wife & bestfriend vibes>>>>

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[trash jones @jzux]

why must god give his longest days to his sleepiest warriors

[meep @mummabryan]

I’m begging y’all to remember that you’re naming people, not just babies. A 17 year old will have that name, a 28 year old will have that name, a 43 year old will have that name, a 77 year old grandparent will have that name. Maybe we should rethink choosing McKeinsleigh Graycynn

[carmencita @CarFrita]

I may be unhinged now but at one point I was “a pleasure to have in class”

[brine brain barbie🍸🥒🫒 @Kysadilla]

Hey (with the intention of asking if you’re going to eat your pickle)

[Ivy @ivelissecamach1]

POV: an aggressive homeless man tried to smash your car window with a quarter, while you were in the car attempting to pay for your Starbucks. But coffee is life… so you patiently waited for him to fail and walk away before paying for your coffee

[Jess Fuchs @JessRFuchs]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever cleaned your apartment because you think you're going to have sex with someone but you go home alone and have a clean apartment and moisturised legs

[Kelli Garcia @Kelli_Gar]

I’m seeing a lot of posts saying people will die because Roe has been overturned. That is definitely true. But perhaps not for the reasons you think.

[Ivy @ivelissecamach1]

I’ve lowkey have had a stomach ache for the past month and half now. Yes, I will be calling the doctor… they just never take me seriously 🙃