Jeanne's World

Presumed fake thoughts of Jeanne Ives as she travels Illinois spreading her cheer. Clearly a parody

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Funny, I don't remember him being this kind to his own @Hyatt hotel workers when they tried to get fair wages. #BegrudginglywithBruce #twill #ILGov https://t.co/5U54m4CsXi

[Anne Caprara @anacaprana]

1/Now that I've had a few hours of sleep, I wanted to share a few - brief - thoughts about last night. Beginning with this awesome shot of @JBPritzker thanking hotel workers after he gave his speech last night. JB loves people - fundamentally and completely. #twill #ILGov

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

@ltdprinciples @allenskillicorn @DanProft @danprof_i_t But have you seen his sideburns? #Flame

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Glad you're staying salty @allenskillicorn!!! Always good to have another irrational ideologue in the armageddon bunker with me and @DanProft! #twill #ILGov https://t.co/iwciEawEwy

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

@bambenek @ltdprinciples @BruceWolfChi @DanProft @danprof_i_t @MillerMorrie And because I lost we'll never get to focus on the impt issues: transgender men wearing dresses showing up at peoples doorsteps & all those absentee fathers in Chicago

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Hey @JohnMTillman since I got 40% higher than @DanProft ever got how about I take over @ILOpportunity and maybe we'll actually make some state leg races competitive? I'll even let @MatthewBesler continue even though he's probably dead weight too #twill #ILGov

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

To anyone wondering, I couldn't call @BruceRauner to concede because the reception in my underground bunker was bad. @DanProft wasted too much money on losing other races to pay for a cell phone booster #twill #ILGov

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Tomorrow is the dawn of a new era people. I will slay goliath and we can finally tackle the real problems - tackling the epidemic of transgender men in dresses showing up at people's doorsteps & fixing inner city fathers #twill #ILGov

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Do I really look like that? https://t.co/hqhIoKDV70

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

How DARE he...Buying political favors???

P.S. He better give me his leftover $60M when I beat him so that I can use it to beat JB #twill #ILGov https://t.co/eoC6cf92NP

[Illinois Review @IllinoisReview]

Thru IL GOP, Rauner gifts 41 county GOP orgs $5k and more leading to primary https://t.co/9KDRvBNErw

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Oh @allenskillicorn...he's an idiot...but he's MY idiot 😀 https://t.co/b6US683aZV

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Throwback Thursday! I miss puffy faced, legal scholar @DanProft #TBT #TBThursday #twill #ILGov

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

@MaryAnnAhernNBC I can't believe Mary Ann reported Dan polling his scotch club members as an actual poll. Even I'm not gullible enough to have believed this nonsense. No, things are much worse than this #twill #ILGov

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

@EricZorn @JeanneIves @GovRauner Also, way to stay humble with the #brilliantmetaphors. @ChicagoTribune will surely give you a raise for that bit of excellence #twill #ILGov

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

@EricZorn @JeanneIves @GovRauner Is that really the best picture you could get of me Eric?

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Shhhhh, don't tell my conservative supporters about this. I still tell them gay people are bad #twill #ILGov

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

@ltdprinciples @allenskillicorn @1980reagan Yea but Allen has pretty cool sideburns. Those have to count for something, right?

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Hey @allenskillicorn & @1980reagan its been a while since I said something racist. Got any suggestions for this fine Tuesday morning? #twill #ILGov

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

@lesbianstoner1 @allenskillicorn @1980reagan I don't have a witty to reply so maybe my friends at @illinoispolicy can come up with something. They're always charming and civilized in Twitter conversations #twill #ILGov

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Man, will this guy be disappointed in 6 days.... #twill #ILGov https://t.co/dcMakyY7lJ

[Jeanne's World @ivesforillinois]

Whats most amusing about McSweeney is that he thinks people actually like him. Definitely delusional but that lazy eye has my back. And who else would actually make their twitter handle an homage to Reagan, someone who he wouldnt actually support in this day and age #twill #ILGov https://t.co/IzBczhOLJu