Dan Profit

Dan Prof(i)t. Friends call me Cicero Dan #allidoiswin he/him/his

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

.@CNN @ildemwmn @JBPritzker @ilgop @LaGrangePatch @ChipotleTweets ......Missing @elyseforthe82 and @MayorMickey meetings with the 13th Ward guys talking politics in the western burbs. Enjoying a blue pill and scotch and quality time with Pat Hughes tonight. Happy Saturday losers!

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

@ILCampaign @StateRepLouLang @JBPritzker @ilgop .@StateRepLouLang @JBPritzker ...glad Susan Garrett applauds, but what about her family member that she chooses to leave in the dark?? @ILCampaign @ilgop should take more action for Maryann to be hears ✊🏻

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

.@StateRepLouLang @JBPritzker didn’t realize that Mapes accuser, Sherri Garrett, is the daughter of @ILCampaign Susan Garrett. We @ilgop and Illinois Policy appreciate women who are cleaning up government in #twill.

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

.@ilgop @BruceRauner @AmyJacobson @SJRbreaking @AmandaVinicky @GregHinz ...Fam day in Cicero with Amy and the boys. Carnitas and margs for lunch! Then Craig Stebic is gonna take the brats to haunted trails while me and my Amy hatch a plan for Mark Shaw new GOP chair at Sybaris!

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

.@SenBillBrady give McCann his bathroom pass back!

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

.@RamblersMBB lose right after Sister Jean hires me as spokesperson. Freaky coincidence. #Loyola

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

Anybody know what’s up with this new conservative networking app @Grindr ? @charliekirk11 ?

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

It’s time to stop blaming politicians. It’s time to start blaming voters. #truthbomb #twill #allidoislose

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

How about the @ilgop sells me into white slavery to the @HouseDemsIL then Madigan is sure to lose his majority #twill @pat_brady @bambenek

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

@bambenek @pat_brady I’m just getting started.

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

The Cayman Islands story you’re not hearing today is that with the amount of money I blew on losing candidates I could have bought an f-ing Cayman Island. Thanks Dickey @uline @ltdprinciples #allidoislose https://t.co/qJmaz3Gcd4

[Mark Maxwell @MarkMaxwellTV]

Here's what @BruceRauner said about his own offshore investments back in 2014 when he was the insurgent challenging an incumbent: https://t.co/4DK13E8H6T

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

.@bambenek the great thing about never holding elected office is no one can call on you to resign #allidoislose #playingthelonggame #4Dchess

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

How would @ivesforillinois been as Gov had she won Tuesday and (obvi!) beaten @JBPritzker in December (November?...I’ve never made it past March...). Easy answer - you saw what happened when my people were handed the reins. We blew it in less than 90 days. Fact. #twill @uline

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

@bambenek @StevieDAnderson @ProFamilyIL @FranEaton @JeanneIves @jpheismn @WalshFreedom Running a $1M race: Chicago broadcast buys for suburban district ($900k), consulting ($80k), sham poll ($15k), TV production (50 bucks), mileage to go to district and totally not coordinate with campaign ($5k), pizza for @WalshFreedom walkers to make it all seem legit (50 bucks)

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

@bambenek @StevieDAnderson @ProFamilyIL @FranEaton @JeanneIves @jpheismn @WalshFreedom Because sit down and shut up. That’s why.

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

#metoo https://t.co/TqYgbzA2Ye

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

.@JeanneIves @ivesforillinois baby I know you’ll stand by me even though my money situation will probably be changing soon. What we have is more important than money. But probably best to take precautions and start saving. Change of plans for tonight meet me at @Sbarro

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

Ok who reported me to @NCEAatUSC ? I have never taken money from dick @uline because dick gave me power of attorney in 2014. I sign the checks, morons. It’s standard Cicero business practice.

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

Anybody know a good number for @uline customer service? Dick’s cell must be dead or something.

[Dan Profit @danprof_i_t]

Just a crock of sh** from a Rauner hack. @ltdprinciples went 12/16 in the primaries. That’s not even counting the Precinct Committeemen who got named to #ProftsYoungGuns Tuesday at 6:59 pm or the fine City Council candidates we provided door knockers to while in hiding in Panama. https://t.co/EJOrfnUInL