Chance Ivey

@ Epic Games.
Let’s Go @Canes

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

@FutureCanes Lots to do in NH, and “everything” is a bit relative. Ubering to and from the arena is a little bit of a challenge (especially from) but if you’re not doing a lot else than downtown + arena it’s an option.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Three more

[NHL @NHL]

THE STORM STRIKES BACK!!! 😤 #StanleyCup

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

@corylav Yep. Infuriating.

[Jonathan Blow @Jonathan_Blow]

Games take so long to make now, sometimes you can tell the major creative decisions were made 5 years ago.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Canes in 7

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

@ajdillon7 @Canes Honestly it depends on what experience you want. Behind the net is insane when there’s action there, but you miss most of the game. Choose the south net if you do. Best overall IMO is center ice about halfway up in the lower bowl - south leaning if true center is not available.

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

@jonathanhawkins Dude k miss living near a MC.

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

@JLazzy23 Don’t know of any pickups for the park, just be wary if it rains mon / tues on the same day (forecast is mixed atm). Gets super slick out there. Otherwise great rink. Also, depending on the day, hit up Lucky 32 for food before / after for some excellent southern cooking + drinks

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

@EpicCog @locust9 Low and slow

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

Loudest I’ve ever heard this building

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

I met @ID_AA_Carmack at the midnight release of Rage in Mesquite, TX and asked him about the aerospace world. He said something along the lines of, “there’s truly nothing in the world like watching 9 months of planning and half a million $ explode in the sky in an instant”

[Tim Sweeney @TimSweeneyEpic]

If you're ever frustrated with debugging code, just remember - you could have been a rocket scientist:

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

https://t.co/0rZ1s6S3qx

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

I can now probably say this:

Two months ago, inside Anthropic someone suggested building a token leaderboard.

A heated internal debate followed and the decision was made to *never* ever do it… because several people inside Anthropic simply thought ahead of the consequences

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

Big step on the way towards becoming “The Deliverator”

[iGeekbb @igeekbb]

中国的外卖员，这套装备可以让你的奔跑速度来到50公里每小时。

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

@RyanHenkel_ Aho

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

@J_Swish24 Tuch

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

Professional hockey is like no other sport man

[David Pagnotta @TheFourthPeriod]

The Flyers have released the following injury updates following their playoff exit:

[Mike Kelly @MikeKellyNHL]

Conn Smythe discussion...

[Chance Ivey @iveytron]

Schrödinger’s reality

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

THIS GUY BUILT AN ENTIRE WIKIPEDIA THAT IS 100% AI HALLUCINATIONS AND IT'S OPEN SOURCE ON GITHUB

it's called Halupedia.

nothing on the site existed before you clicked. every article was generated the second you arrived.

the site has one rule: the universe only exists when you visit it.

it looks exactly like wikipedia. same fonts. same layout. same scholarly citations. same "stumble" button for random articles.

the only difference is none of it is real.

here are some actual articles currently in the encyclopedia:

> the great pigeon census of 1887
> the ministry of slightly wrong maps
> chaldic arithmetic — a branch of mathematics where subtraction is forbidden
> armund the river mapper — a cartographer who mapped 14,000 leagues of river without leaving his chair
> the society for the prevention of unnecessary tuesdays

every article page also tells you how many people are reading it right now. it says: "you alone are consulting this folio at present."

the creator's own tagline for the site is the most unhinged sentence i've read this year:

"an encyclopedia of a universe that does not exist until you visit it"

the entire backend is a single open source repo called vibeserver. one guy. one description on github: "a little webserver making things up just in time."

we built the largest knowledge base in human history and the very first thing a guy did with it was make a hallucinated mirror universe and put it on the open web.

the internet is healing.