Ivory Nova

Some who wander are, in fact, lost. Party here, business over there ➡️ @micbartleman.

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

Every time I catch my cat licking butter off my bread, I have to wonder how much cat spit I've eaten this year.

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

The internet made me tired for the last year. So I decided to do a PhD on it. I guess I should be keeping my eye on it then. And then writing about it on the internet. @MicBartleman is where I will say the grown-up things. Mostly. #ReturnOfBart

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

@uiagder @GM You could convince me to move to Norway based on this alone ...

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

To the airport, driver! And make it snappy! I've got a plane to catch! #AuggieGoesWest #AuggieDoesOttawa #auggienotamused #catsofinstagram @ Ottawa International Airport - YOW https://t.co/Hud0jZ9qC5

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

Happy National Grouch Day. Now go away. #auggienotamused #catsofinstagram https://t.co/x5YAZYGOVP

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

Breaking news from the world of curling. Afraid to call my dad. This conversation could be unending ...

[The Canadian Press Sports @CdnPressSports]

Wes Forget brings backswing back to the Brier | by @DLSpencer10

https://t.co/6DPGtxSvY2 (photo by @johnnyofdeepcov)

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

Maybe my athletic career isn't totally over...

[AP Sports @AP_Sports]

Not just for "Star Wars" anymore -- the French fencing federation has officially recognized lightsaber as an actual sport. Here are the rules, designed for duels worthy of any action scene. @johnleicester: https://t.co/yEzs1sBqOJ

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

Oh yeah I did! #Ineededto

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

OMG juno what's happening tonight?!?

[Michelle Bartleman @MicBartleman]

Hey @CBCOlympics, I think I speak for the country when I say if the cameras aren't on the game, we want them on @ScottMoir ... #MoreMoir

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

@CharlesZenon Keep Scott Moir in line ... he's getting a bit rowdy!

[Ivory Nova @ivorynova]

I swear this country's heart attack rates skyrocket every four years ...

[Michelle Bartleman @MicBartleman]

DAY 12: Repurposing my Rio 2016 #TeamCanada cheer gear ... I hear there's a hockey game tonight. #GamesFashion

[Michelle Bartleman @MicBartleman]

Holy kittens, the #PyeongChang2018 women's big air commentator totally stomps. I can't even.

[Michelle Bartleman @MicBartleman]

You snap up, you grab melon, you go yard, and then you claim. Just like the announcer said. Duh. #TwizzlesAnyone?

[Michelle Bartleman @MicBartleman]

DAY 11: A little throwback to my first games, and a time when my workouts seemed to hurt way less ... #GamesFashion

[Michelle Bartleman @MicBartleman]

DAY 10: Needed the rings to get me through all the twizzling going on today. #GamesFashion

[Michelle Bartleman @MicBartleman]

DAY 9: Left the house today, so needed to change things up from yesterday ... #GamesFashion

[Michelle Bartleman @MicBartleman]

DAY 8: What? You think I only have one of this looker? Too bad I don't need to leave the house for the next 3 days ... #GamesFashion