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it’s a yikes from me dog

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Me trying to explain the SpaceX IPO to my husband who doesn’t quite enjoy the mess as much as me

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Trying to suppress a crash out

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My SIL told me that while putting her 2.5 year old son to bed he prayed for “Ivy and Nico”. Nico is our cat. My husband didn’t make the prayer list lol priorities

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I forgot about the annual New Year’s Day onslaught of weight loss and fitness commercials

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Knives Out and Wake Up Dead Man make me imagine what Starwars Episode 9 could have been if Rian Johnson had directed instead of JJ

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Updated to iOS 26 and the padding on some of these elements is driving me nuts. Regretting the update 🫠

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FaceTimed my mom to help her learn to fish in Stardew Valley. I guess you’d call me a gamer girl now 😸

[Rian Johnson @rianjohnson]

Teaser trailer ahoy! WAKE UP DEAD MAN the new Benoit Blanc mystery will be in theaters Thanksgiving and on Netflix 12/12

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Professional way to say “I told you so”?

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Coworker emails me a pdf.
I don’t receive it.
I ask them to resend.
They resend.
Still don’t receive it.

Outlook when I’m searching for the email:

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They’re officially Paid In Full!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉😭

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Yall. We’re one payment away from paying off my student loans 😭

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How I feel I look every time I mention I’m going to Pilates

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Using faith leaders to “spread the word of this administration”. 💩

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Karoline Leavitt praised the White House Faith Office for bringing in religious leaders who then go out to their congregations “to spread the word of this administration as well as the word of God”

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Literally me right after I say I’m not going to nap today

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🥴💀

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

DoorDash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules.

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Boyhowdy that’s a wild conclusion to get to

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Mavs owner Patrick Dumont says the Luka trade was made to help Dallas improve for the future

“You have Kyrie Irving, Klay Thompson, PJ Washington, Anthony Davis, and either Daniel Gafford or Dereck Lively… That's gonna put fear into a lot of teams.”

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine cheering on people in power who are actively targeting and harming the hungry, the poor, the sick, the elderly, the veteran, the disabled, the different, and the stranger and still somehow expecting people to believe you follow Jesus.

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My favorite season is Lowe’s on a 70 degree day

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It’s called “lying”