My favorite instance of this was when my friend's wealthy grandparents sent him like a $500 check with an attached note that said like "we heard you were worried about not being able to pay for that private Montessori school for your son. Worry no longer!"
a #certain celebrity who's never been maga but keeps setting herself up and never saying her political stance clearly and makes herself sound like she is in fact maga
Every papal health update be like, "The pope is dying. Of laughter, which reflects his overall good spirits. We regret to inform you that the pope will not be with us, today at the usual general audience. No worries. He'll be back next week."