jaaake

Cheese Coney Ambassador

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

Hey girl, I'm an electrician so I know how to make sparks fly 😉... but now that I think about it you don't want any sparks to fly.. actually it's probably a sign of a bad electrician if they're causing sparks to fly.. you know the whole goal is NOT to make sparks fly and also-

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

It's All-Terrain dummy

[Marchand d'Âmes @poe_collector]

It’s insane that a perfect show from 2009 is still perfect in 2026. The first three seasons are literally so good. I think we should put Dan Harmon on trial for being a witch.

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

If there is a weembah, there is a way

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

On this day the dude guarding Jesus' tomb got his whole ass chewed out

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

On this day a couple thousand years ago, Jesus filed a wrongful termination lawsuit

[Variety @Variety]

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE

Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum."

The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began."

Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens.

https://t.co/JcDe3l3IdR

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

We need to bring back people shouting "hear, hear!" in group settings to acknowledge agreement

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

The car alarm that goes off near your house at 2AM

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Wonderful animal sounds

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

When you complain about the temperature, you don't ask the frogs in the frying pan, you ask the person in charge of the stove

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: These people are incapable of turning the temperature down. So it's our responsibility to do it for them for the safety of the country and for their own safety. 

Their heinous movement should be politically destroyed, systematically dismantled. Their financial backing should be bankrupted, their media sponsors defeated in the marketplace, their candidates beaten at the ballot box. 

And their acolytes in academia, behind the pulpit, in city councils and corporate America will be spotlighted and given one chance to confess and apologize. If they don't, thrown out of polite society. We cannot live with people and work with people like this. They can't teach our children, they can't be trusted with power and positions of authority.

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

Yes. *Monkey paw curls*

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

Will Micah Parsons get signed before the season?

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

Matt Eberflus gets a fresh start as DC in Dallas only for Jerry Jones to trade away his key piece wooooof

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

@AdamSchefter @DavidMulugheta @AthletesFirst Micah Packers to the Green Bay Parsons

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

Extrovert dragging their introvert friend to the party

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A true friend never leaves you behind ...

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

In Star Wars, the existence of Slave I implies there is a Slave II

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

Getting Centel'd on purpose should be a crime, we see what you doing

[DK³⁰ @_GSW__]

MNBA fans will make all the jokes in the world if this was a WNBA parade😂

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

@candygirlsmp3 You're built for this

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

Millennial grandmas showing to the family function like "five, four, three, two, one, where the love go, where the hugs tho"

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

Thinking about how Tracy Morgan would pronounce "arugula"

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

Happy Mother's day

[jaaake @iwantjaaakeback]

guys will see this and say 'hell yeah'

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

But why