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shedrtwt
15 ݁ᛪ༙
sw: 200lbs cw: 149lbs
current gw: 120lbs
im very mentally ill but a pro at videogames and a certified zombie

[coochie mane 🧪 @lsdcuredme]

texting my wife who i live with

[Lobotomized quadruple amputee Byakuya Togami @lesguro]

My horny ass could NOT…. Nevermind. I’m not feeling it. I don’t feel like myself anymore.

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

this is the best thing I've ever read

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

how it feels having a conversation with someone who also asks you questions back

[.☆𝓜𝓮𝓵.°•🐾° @M3LIBIS]

This pops in my head every time I clock in

[nini @velvetropic]

the concept of concepts is so interesting. like here’s something but not entirely

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

If dick size was as obvious as boob size, there would be a hell of a lot less men talking shit.

[blec @taigafern]

teacher asked everyone what they do in their free time and half the class said nothing

[ًً @mommiegf]

i’m addicted to the sound of desperate needy boys jerking off

[issy † @sikspo]

"you'll do irreversible damage to your body!"ok whatever!

[🦌 @synkholiday]

I love this Susie face sm I swear she looks so stupid and awkward

[August @V1nzz1e]

"your hair is so soft!" PULL IT PULL IT PULL IT PLEAAASE

[j -0/20lbs @puppyramen]

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[La’Marshae 🎀 @sherrezlamarsha]

i don’t call twitter by its slave name

[fryleaf @fryleaf088]

FUCKKKKK IM NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS PUPPY LIFE

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The biggest difference between 🇬🇧 & 🇺🇸