jim

Daughter of three, Hindu Saint, and inventor of the inflatable prosthetic limb. What have you done for me lately?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Hopes To One Day Be As Happy As People In This Hepatitis B Commercial https://t.co/mPaK6lg7wH

[MLB Jesus @MLBJesus]

Blessed be thy Texas Rangers for smiting the unholy Astros.

[Aaron Maté @aaronjmate]

We are watching a mass murdering ethnic cleansing campaign in real time.

If we all agree that killing civilians is indefensible, then why are we directly supporting it — on a worse scale than ever before — in Gaza?

[BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBritishMilk]

Pleased to announce with we're renaming milk. It will now be called mülk.

Note to journalists: if there is a negative reaction to the name change, please don't write about it and give us free publicity.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

“This term “lockdown” originated not in medicine or public health but the penal system.”

[jim @iwillacceptfood]

@GweedsGross Everyone stopped using twitter

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Been overturning Hoes Vs Mad all day.

[Javier Blas @JavierBlas]

The 2021 edition of the BP Statistical Review of World Energy is out. Do you remember all the talk about peak this and peak that during covid? All wrong (as many said at the time). Fossil fuel consumption rebounded strongly, almost setting a record high; 2022 will be a record

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s a political purge, plain and simple.

At this point, there’s no scientific reason for mandating a vaccine based on COVID strains that are now three years old.

Nearly everyone has natural antibodies to newer strains due to exposure.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Wow. Today I learned that Europe has more restrictive abortion laws than most of the U.S. did up until this week.

[John R Lott Jr. @JohnRLottJr]

Sorry, @LakotaMan1, but that is completely false. Worse, by any measure, the percent of attacks using "assault weapons" rose during the ban, thus making it impossible for the ban to explain any changes in the number of attacks.
https://t.co/piAWTJJazP

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

Miscarriage care and the removal of an ectopic pregnancy are not abortions. When someone makes this claim, make them cite the exact line from the specific bill or law that forbids these procedures. They won’t, because they can’t.

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

An 👏 unborn 👏 baby 👏 is 👏 not 👏 your 👏 body 👏

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Economics in One Fill Up:

[Robert Rapier (inactive) @RRapier]

Fact: ExxonMobil does not set oil and gas prices. That's why they lost money in 4 of the past 10 quarters. If they don't set prices, they aren't gouging you. Rather, they are benefitting from high oil and gas prices.

[Marla @mcraig84]

@ajaaav @ROWNMI @moemak01 @benshapiro Yes, you should continue to do that. This is old. Here are profit margins of the top oil companies in the US, including Chevron and Exxon. Their profit margins are almost the same now as they were in 2018/2019. Gas prices for CA today: 6.41, in 2018: 3.62.

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

“When the White House started calling around in a panic, they thought shale oil production could grow sharply in the near term — like in a matter of months or quarters .. They were shocked to learn that that’s like asking for blood from a stone.”

@FT
https://t.co/b3SeqtoFRz

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

He helped them move all their amps and stuff

[Phil Kerpen @kerpen]

SNL already did this bit Gavin.