Elizabeth Gard

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

Time to find my stop https://t.co/SxThiuglKu

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

@KVETFM was on point today! Great song selection

[Ashley @AshleyyyB3]

Don't get me wrong, I love that my friends come to me for advice and trust me. I'll always be there for them.

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

At a very strange point in my life. I feel like a real adult, knowing things and managing a restaurant but really I am only 23. #confused

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

Society has hit a new low. There is a website where you can pay to have your S.O. dumped $10 for text, $30 for call, $50 for in person 😐 #no

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

@KaelaESmith like when we shared a room that time in France https://t.co/zWMqhjqGEW

[ZodiacFact @ZodiacFacts]

#Gemini,#Libra,#Aquarius: Just because they say they're fine doesn't mean they are. They put logic ahead of their feelings.

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

I think I have to agree with Walt. One of the best pieces of animation is Cinderella's transformation. Simply magical ✨

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

HEB has half a dozen types of cookie butter but no Fluff?! 😢

[Ashley @AshleyyyB3]

My Halloween night is being spent watching movies.

[ZodiacFact @ZodiacFacts]

#Libras are often torn between what they want and what they don't want. Sometimes they love too many things.

[ZodiacFact @ZodiacFacts]

As a #Libra your friends can count on you to help them keep a positive mindset.

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

@ShaniaTwain flew all the from Austin for the concert #bummed

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

Please read. https://t.co/009rmmnMvm

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

Guy at car wash: "Did you hit ever bug in Texas?" 🐝🐞🐜 😂😫😭😅

[foxy grandpa @ohthatcatlady]

I made the mistake of starting out with specialty beer from the get-go and now I can't even pretend to like Budweiser or Miller.

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

Grocery store had reusable bags with initials on them. Couldn't find an E for Elizabeth so I bought one with a B on it. B for bitch. #OwnIt

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

Dear @APPLEOFFIClAL,
Why is there no hockey emoji?
Sincerely,
#NHLGirl

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

@ROR_BeerGodess you should totally try to find @TPBrewing for the bar #thirstygoatrocks

[Elizabeth Gard @iz_gard]

When gas is barely over $2