Iz

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck

[michael clifford @Michael5SOS]

OLD ME is out now. https://t.co/Xt6BLwPgR6

[Sarah Breden @SarahBreden]

bachelorette producers when they find out Scott has a girlfriend:

#TheBachelorette

[Evie Chmar @eviechmar]

MISSING:

Hannah G.
Originally from Alabama
Blonde
Blue Eyes

LAST SEEN: Two weeks ago when she ACTUALLY HAD AIR TIME

#TheBachelorFinale

[Christine Osborne @cosborne66]

Next Monday is the night we’ve all been waiting for...come on man #TheBachelor 😂😶🙄

[Justin Backover @Backover2u]

Can’t believe Karl Lagerfeld and Jordyn Woods died the same day.

[Iz @izberms]

If Hannah B is the next Bachelorette that season will have worst dialogue ever. Remember her first date?

[Leah Mulholland @fuqyachknstrips]

Me trying to find out how Roger broke his ankle #rentlive

[Iz @izberms]

You know you are in NJ when you pass a nail salon, pizza place, CrossFit gym, Vape shop, tanning salon, and bagel place all in one strip mall.

[Iz @izberms]

Mama Berms is here for it

[Iz @izberms]

@hannah_jury25 we love a road rage queen

[Iz @izberms]

“So I started playing webkins again” #justelliethings

[Iz @izberms]

I got yelled at by a fourteen year old, lectured by a elderly man, and almost spit up on by a baby. What did you do at work today?

[Iz @izberms]

@ky__mills Wow this could not be more true

[Iz @izberms]

A pre-teen jumped out a window, the air conditioning is broken, a middle age woman stole a ring, and I have to move a freezer twice a day. What did you do at work?

[Iz @izberms]

Let me know why when I was 16 I thought Twitter was just a place to share my favorite Blinke 182 lyrics and unload my angst

[Iz @izberms]

@alisonhill98 Amazing

[Iz @izberms]

The amount of joy I get from cheesy soap opera acting can’t even be measured

[Iz @izberms]

In honor of the Tony awards here is a terrible picture of Jessa and I from three years ago in Bye Bye Birdie and apparently before I learned how to use an eyebrow pencil