Iz Omijeh

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[Bettercallpaul @UncoPol]

How government employees look at you when you genuinely inquire about the services they are employed to offer

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

I regret to inform you that if you don't have enough energy to exercise, it means you're not exercising enough.

[Daniella @DaniellaChinon]

This idiot grabbed my bum in the bus, I just removed his medicated glasses and threw outside the moving bus.
Let’s all be mad in this Lagos

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

My position on argumentation is often sourced from a phrase I read in a Japanese book:
'Always remember that to argue, and win, is to break down the reality of the person you are arguing against. It is painful to lose your reality, so be kind even if you are right.'

[J Hunter🍁 @MrJoKeR604]

The U.S. regime trying to paint Canada as some kind of evil supervillain is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve witnessed in my lifetime.

The rest of the world is just sitting there like:

“You mean…Canada? The country whose national stereotype is apologizing too much?”

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

😂😂😂😂😂

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Happy birthday to the talented Idris Elba,who turns 54 today!

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

my boyfriend forced me to lie down, put my phone on the other side of the room, and close my eyes for a “15-minute quick nap” because i was apparently acting like a feral raccoon from pure exhaustion.
i spent the first ten minutes in the dark aggressively fuming, planning out all the reasons why a stupid little nap wasn’t going to fix my entire life…

[jennifer plus 8 @jenniferplus8]

@ShegunTweets “Every little thing wants to be loved.” This is a quote from this movie. I’m not a line memorizer in any way, but that line struck me hard and made me get goosebumps.

I think it’s time to read the book.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

That Bae U pull of Pete Edochie to his studio is the biggest pull in the history of that show. 👏

That man is very old and he came to banter his grandson agemate for free without getting angry. The only biggest pull that can beat it is pulling Tinubu out of Aso Rock in 2027.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I genuinely CANNOT engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time

[CANADIAN BEAVER @ThatGuy68289349]

Canadian soldier Mark Anthony Graham was killed on Sept 4, 2006 in Afghanistan. He and 158 of our fellow Canadians died fighting to protect the U.S. after it was attacked on September 11th. Canada wasn’t attacked that day but we were the 1st to answer America’s call for help. 🇨🇦

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Oh, MAGA says I should stop talking about Trump because I’m Canadian?

Maybe tell your president to stop talking about Canada.
Stop disrespecting Canadians, stop treating our country like it belongs to him, and stop with the 51st-state nonsense.

Until then, this Canadian will talk about Trump whenever the hell I want.
Canada isn’t yours, we don’t answer to MAGA, and we sure as hell don’t need your permission to speak.

Hope that clears things up. 🇨🇦

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

I have to admit, I always wondered what this part of Psalm 23 meant. I thought “He anoints my head with oil” was figurative language for God keeping the Psalmist healthy. I never knew this parallel.

Anoint my head with oil

“Sheep can get their head caught in briers and die trying to get untangled. There are horrid little flies that like to torment sheep by laying eggs in their nostrils which turn into worms and drive the sheep to beat their head against a rock, sometimes to death. Their ears and eyes are also susceptible to tormenting insects. So the shepherd anoints their whole head with oil. Then there is peace. That oil forms a barrier of protection against the evil that tries to destroy the sheep. Do you have times of mental torment? Do the worrisome thoughts invade your mind over and over? Do you beat your head against a wall trying to stop them? Have you ever asked God to anoint your head with oil? He has an endless supply! His oil protects and makes it possible for you to fix your heart, mind, and eyes on Him today and always! There is peace in the valley! May our good good Father anoint your head with oil today so that your cup overflows with blessings! God is good and He is faithful!!”

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

100% facts 🇨🇦❤️🐐

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

There’s a thin line between a numerator and a denominator, but only a fraction of you would understand.

[Iz Omijeh @izomijeh]

@Philly_P87 Hiiii from the GTA

[Wale Banks 📊 @iamwalebanks]

APC is like a fund manager who crashed a portfolio from 100% to 20%, watched it recover to 23%, then came online to celebrate a “3% portfolio growth.”

Sir, the portfolio is still down 77%.

This is not recovery. It’s damage control with a press conference.