ELI

i listen to bad music and watch anime interact with caution

[ELI @izthateli]

my names eli im 1000 years old

[ELI @izthateli]

i forgot i existed

[ELI @izthateli]

never give up

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i love drinking 4 beers and smoking 20 cigarettes

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cocky want boing boing

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wasted at family quiz function n everyone’s pissed coz i know japanese sports and literature

[‏𖦹ִ ࣪𖤐jesse pinkman sympathizer .˚⊹₊˚𖦹⋆ @peachy_virgo_]

oh i’ll show you an areola borealis alright

[ELI @izthateli]

fat pum pum in this weather is unbearable

[ELI @izthateli]

heineken pint can save me
save me heineken pint can

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i still haven’t romanced astarion in bg3 bc i get so nervous and start kicking my feet under my desk

[ELI @izthateli]

i want pub 😔

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@bbykep ill wet myself before i give money to Big Toilet

[ELI @izthateli]

busting for a piss in dtc it’s over

[selma😜 @selmacashmoney]

started my first day at work and i’m having horrible fortnite withdrawals. i genuinely cannot breathe

[^_^ @misandrism]

Drake is hiding a third, non-binary child.

[peniscummer @PENISCUMMER]

#PENISCUMMER