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d*rtmouth

[izE @izupset]

don’t go to a small liberal arts college for the academic environment go to accumulate a cast of batshit recurring side characters that pop up unexpectedly over the years and generate fun subplots when your actual friends are getting too predictable

[Mary Winters @maryywinters]

sure i made mistakes in my time at dartmouth but i never posted an instagram from the psi u porch

[izE @izupset]

for the investment banker with adhd in ur life 🥰

[izE @izupset]

stop making instagram casual again I don’t care about your sunsets and quirky blurry adventures I want to see the best picture you’ve ever taken of your boobs

[grace @gruubin]

Did they learn nothing the first time

[izE @izupset]

the water bottle filler on FFB is ran through

[izE @izupset]

god I love living in a college town

[izE @izupset]

you can remove yourself from your job baby but you can’t remove the AD branded on your ass

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me in hell describing ‘gaslighting’ and ‘lovebombing’ to a medieval peasant who was executed for stealing a spoonful of buckwheat in 1259

[izE @izupset]

dream spring break destination: spooky island

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Did I do this right

[izE @izupset]

@LucyTurnipseed universal

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dartmouth girls love to talk about how things would be different if AD still existed and it’s like idk janie if anything matthew from the soccer team would be being even meaner to you rn

[izE @izupset]

when I said I was bringing back Christian Girl Autumn I was talking about chunky-knit sweaters and knee-high boots not celibacy wtf is this

[izE @izupset]

now that the frat ban is over I can’t wait to meet the worst ‘23 in the frat’s beautiful ‘25 girlfriend next month

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I love pledge/little season I could straight up walk through FFB wearing a hockey mask waving around a machete and people would roll their eyes and go back to their problem set

[izE @izupset]

eating lunch alone in Foco without my laptop out: embarrassing, tragic, weird, shameful

eating lunch alone in Foco with my laptop open on the table: studious, powerful, efficient, cool

[izE @izupset]

Wedding Tails but instead of being taped to a bottle of Andre you have to kill a bottle of Dunk’s special sauce

[The Jack-O-Lantern @DartmouthJacko]

as soon as DDS figures out how to make iced coffee that doesn’t taste vaguely like jet fuel it’s all over for dirt cowboy

[izE @izupset]

in this picture on my college’s instagram I was telling my friends a story about when I told a guy I was anemic and he tried to intervention me in a frat bathroom because he thought I said I was bulimic and when I got to the punchline the professional photographer audibly snorted

[izE @izupset]

DOC (derogatory)