izzie|| blm

cos if she pretty then watch it cos imma be fucking your wife x

[izzie|| blm @izzharrison]

no cos snow on the beach is weird but fucking beautiful

[izzie|| blm @izzharrison]

and when you see me loving someone new just know i asked god to make it you a thousand times first

[izzie|| blm @izzharrison]

it’s not everyday a new PM i beg

[taimur @taimurabdaal]

If you can’t handle londonmaxxing in November then you don’t deserve londonmaxxing in April

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

Me deciding what to wear on stage every night

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

incredibly funny thing to say while promoting your fourth comedy film with Ben Stiller.

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[Sam Bowman @s8mb]

We are entering the ~5 month period each year where there is no better city to be in than London. It's good to be back!

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

how do you say “you’re getting on my fucking nerves” in a way that says “i value our relationship but please stop”

[Simon John @hehimta]

The show won't work. It'll collapse, or be cancelled.

Essiedu (Snape) is already receiving death threats before a single episode has aired. An Italian actress has been cast as Parvati Patil, a canonically Indian character. Stanton's parents had to disable all of their daughter's social media within an hour of her casting announcement due to racism and, again, death threats. She is eleven years old and already articles dissecting her skin colour have since been written.

The cast is already fracturing. Lithgow nearly quit over Rowling. Nick Frost publicly distanced himself from her views. Essiedu signed an open letter supporting trans people, while playing a character in a show exec produced by Britain's most prominent anti-trans voice.

The show is also biannual, not annual. Season one arrives Christmas 2026. Deathly Hallows, if they get there, lands around 2040. John Lithgow will be 95, almost guaranteeing he'll die during filming, much like Richard Harris died aged 72 after just two films.

The story itself is a now a logistical trap. A Black Snape being hung upside down by the Marauders, spending years fighting for blood purity, then dying for the cause of a white woman he loved. Those scenes cannot be written cleanly anymore. Every choice will generate a fresh brand new controversy from absolutely every angle and political sphere.

This franchise requires a sustained decade of audience goodwill to function. That goodwill simply does not exist anymore, as her base is now the most vitriolic, toxic abusers, a narrative at some point (if not already, seemingly) HBO Max will have to adresss.

The three child leads have not signed long-term contracts. What happens when they're 18, 19, 20, with fully formed opinions about the woman whose name is on the tin?

The magic is a dead horse.

[Aquaria 🤌🏼 @aquariaofficial]

Me and Gigi Goode hanging together in the Snatch Game winners circle:

[izzie|| blm @izzharrison]

did you guys listen when she said god i wish that you had thought this through before i went and fell in love with you

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Robert Pattinson when asked which team he was on during the ‘TWILIGHT’ days:

"No one’s Team Jacob. That was a marketing thing."

(Via @canalplus)

[ryan beatty on a bulk @tradewifey]

Chappell could kill a nun and I wouldn’t really care once you make red wine supernova I’m with you for better or worse

[james hawkins @james406]

"AI will automate your job" i'd like to see AI hop on a quick call with key stakeholders, foster cross-functional collaboration via strategic partnerships, facilitate organizational grabbing of low-hanging fruit across key initiates, and shift paradigms with seamless integration

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

Introducing Hannah Spencer MP 💚