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[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@ToyosiGodwin @investbamboo Deposit dropped today.
9 days after

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@ToyosiGodwin @investbamboo I deposited since 20th, till date the money has not dropped

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

I honestly don't get why Nigerians rush for everything. Can't we just stay organized on a queue. The default of a Nigerian when they see a queue is to jump in front . Why!!!

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

One mistake you shouldn't make is assume that Nigerian Politicians are not intelligent.
These guys are very clear on what they they are doing.

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@Teeniiola I believe this is an opportunity to make herself happy.
During my matriculation ceremony after the whole sereren at the hall. I remember myself and my guys going to iya ewa to eat beans and bread. Abdul and Vincent bet who could eat more bread and beans lol.

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@_B_E_J_O_ Engineering maths dey finish?

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@Layemie001 All my safety bells are ringing, it doesn't look like he's anchored anywhere.

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

Omoooooo with the way my Masters is going and my work.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

this lady spanked her grandkids in target today and the kid crying goes "ima tell me daddy" she said "TELL YO DADDY, THATS MY SON ILL WHOOP HIS ASS TOO" 😭

[Ayanda @Prudence_bonga]

I can't wait until I get past whatever this stage is in my life right now.. I’m so tired.

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@imran_services Gateway
Intercontinental
Bank PHB

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

One thing my generation may never get to enjoy in this current Nigeria is Night travel with Luxurious buses. I mean those Marcopolo type of buses.

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@1OftenWonderWhy Gbam 🙌

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@Solyricon Do you automatically know sign language when you lose your hearing?

[A D É K Ú N L É 🩵 @kunle_pata]

I entered a BRT this morning thinking I was going to work… not WWE Lagos Edition 😭

Driver kick-started the bus and suddenly turned into a street fighter with one man outside. Insults were flying, passengers were begging, but oga said “today, we fight.”

Meanwhile, all of us had scanned our cards and you know BRT doesn’t do refunds. So now we’re stuck watching live boxing we didn’t pay for.

When the driver refused to come back, one bold passenger said, “If you won’t drive, I will.” He entered the driver’s seat and zoomed off! 😭

Original driver saw his livelihood disappearing and started chasing the bus, shouting in Yoruba like it was an action movie. The craziest part? Some passengers were yelling, “Don’t stop! Leave him!”

Eventually they let him in. I expected World War 3.
But this man quietly collected the steering wheel like nothing happened. No speech. No drama. Just vibes.
I don laugh tire.
Honestly, Lagos is not a real place 😭

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

Whatever you do in this Lagos just own a hilux.

Just today two cars jam me for back. Both times the cars that hit me damaged their bonnet and bumpers. All I did on the hilux was bend plate number back in place. No single scratch.

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@indykaila @ManUtd Same thing I hear with all new managers. At this point I need my mind blown

[Abdulhameed Ọláńrewájú @omoboodalaide]

We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It was like our fulltime job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. It electrocuted me to my marrows and it was very brutal.

I no gree. I wait for Faruk make he return. As he land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution😂.

I was a bit taller than him and his hand couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... Wetin do me that day na another story on it's own 😂😂...

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@LegacySiu Firminho

[Bobo Engineer @izzyNerds]

@GeneralSnow_ Wait wait wait. No be "No pick up zone" sign board I see so.
Na only ordinary citizens the rules apply to. Clearly the rules na for poor man