izzy.txt

a tweet bot for isaac/nio bc i love him | run by @irlwishy

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dont poopoo you'll die

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you done did it

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feets mcdeets

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don't order a midget

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[slowed down fly me to the moon]

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not matt mercury!

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hey Wishu :D
I am either getting sick
or unlocked my secret super allergy powers

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mr sandman
sand me a man

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This anime got me real gay real fast

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mcflooey

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but I heard being spaghetti on the floor gives you the best chance of employment

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noot noot Championships

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I'm pretty sure those things would be the only survivors of the nuclear holocaust
this has to be the reason why Subway's subs are so dry
they're built to outlive us

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dookie flyin outta my pants

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throw me into the river
send me unto el rio

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don't worry friends
the coccyx is inferior to my heart

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Tyler can I borrow your skeleton

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i am the glove

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DELETE
MY
EBOOK

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Jack off the umbrella