Izzy

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

A vicar just went to give me a hug goodbye and I said hello but realised what I was saying and stopped myself midway. So basically I just said “hell” in a vicars ear

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[mary queen of thots🍉 @txbamxnmicxh_s]

KEIR STARMERRRR not kerrstymer

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Felix White @felixwhite]

👀

[Jake @JakeMC_]

When you check your order number in McDonalds

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

@CadburyUK please bring back the blueberry and white chocolate crisp bar

[Sophie 〓〓 @soupyferns]

I could swindle lord sugar out of half his net worth within 30 minutes of conversation if I ever had the opportunity

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

rummaging around my work bag like a rat to see if I have any food that I’ve forgotten about

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

pretty

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

@PAVGOD @skovern

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists https://t.co/wciGwLTQ6Y

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

They should teach pavement etiquette in schools. Get out of my way

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

@DaftLimmy @skovern

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

@RussellHayward @ArchieScothern @HannahScothern

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

@skovern @timothycrisps Ffs

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

@PeteMcKee

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

Bring back the Echo bar in these trying times

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

put me in a room with a possum and leave me there

[Izzy @izzy_scoths]

a glimpse into my future