hannah

[hannah @HannahScothern]

@TabloidArtHist

[Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums]

Father John Misty- God’s Favorite Customer (2018)

[Nadia @NadiallLines]

have you been the 'you' in someone's poem? you may be eligible for compensation!

[Alex Liu @herraarex]

When I came out to my dad 20 years ago, he told me the idea of two men being intimate disgusted him.

Here's what happened next. #FathersDay 🧵 👇

[hannah @HannahScothern]

@izzy_scoths @ArchieScothern woooooooooooooooaaaaawwwww

[hannah @HannahScothern]

Someone rang to complain about a cancelled show and I could tell the exact episode of the Simpsons that was playing in the background

[hannah @HannahScothern]

@p0ppywho No comment

[hannah @HannahScothern]

Apparently there was a woman last night watching the Nutcracker ballet just fully eating spaghetti out a tub.

[hannah @HannahScothern]

@izzy_scoths @actualjack Amazing but nothing will top the branning affair

[hannah @HannahScothern]

Someone rang the theatre to ask if they could bring their dog and I said no we don’t let dogs in apart for medical reasons, and she said “well he is a bit ill”

[hannah @HannahScothern]

It’s very fitting that Old not only robbed the main characters of their time and youth, but also me.

[mack @fun_mack]

sometimes you have to separate the Bart from the bartist

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

#EURO2020 GIVEAWAY!

If Gareth Bale scores first against Turkey today, we'll giveaway a brand new international shirt of your choice.

Simply RT and follow to enter. #TUR #WAL

[hannah @HannahScothern]

@zachsilberberg No, it's short for "wot's 'appening then?" a British phrase.

[hannah @HannahScothern]

@izzy_scoths @harrisonjbrock Inject it to my veins

[hannah @HannahScothern]

@izzy_scoths @JakeCP Izzy I've watched this 100 times now and I still can't stop. 'Ows Trish?

[hannah @HannahScothern]

Why is this so threatening?

[hannah @HannahScothern]

Burrata? I hardly know her!

[hannah @HannahScothern]

(Flirting at a bar) Hey, what’s always better broken? ;)

My ankle so I don’t have to go to public events

[hannah @HannahScothern]

@Clairebrowne27 I swear it wasn't a dream

[hannah @HannahScothern]

Once while watching the World Cup at work Orlando Bloom came to my desk in his pants and told me that he knew how Ronaldo must feel because in 2004 he was the most googled man “above Osama and Britney”

[hannah @HannahScothern]

@ledges96 It was a tough year