Lewis Hedges

He/him. Arsenal fan and victim. I can lick my elbow. Comedian (allegedly). Birmingham Young Poet Laureate 2010 (Shortlisted).

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

This cannot be the sacred timeline

[Kevin Roose @kevinroose]

We made a blind taste test to see whether NYT readers prefer human writing or AI writing.

86,000 people have taken it so far, and the results are fascinating. Overall, 54% of quiz-takers prefer AI. A real moment!

https://t.co/Gpbr3TAiiI

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Shell, BP and Exxon Mobil right now

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Doesn’t miss. What engaging content

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

https://t.co/A6Str33Kpy

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Just seen a woman in the lift carrying a multipack of buttermilk pancakes and a party-sized quiche Lorraine. Blue Monday is back baby

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Colleague, unprompted:

“A KFC buffet would be so good. Love KFC.”

Oh to live but a day in his mind.

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

“Happy Hour”?

All of my hours are happy, actually. Just a little insight into my beautiful little life!

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Men just don’t let slip the dogs of war like they used to

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

I scanned my nectar card at Tesco and they took me out back and shot me

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Man asks for whom the bell tolls. The answer will SHOCK you

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Me after getting hit by a blue shell in Mario Kart

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Mamdani’s NYC stays winning

[HYPEBEAST @HYPEBEAST]

A24 opens its first-ever restaurant in the heart of NYC within the historic Cherry Lane Theatre in the West Village.⁠

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Call me old fashioned but I don’t think kids should be throwing stones in houses built of any material whatsoever

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Canva is down. If anyone is out there trying to DM slide a performative male feminist with a slutty little moustache and/or a bisexual woman with line tattoos and strong opinions on coffee… there has never been a better time

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Captain Tom is like the Bonnie Blue of walking

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

@Spinal_Sap Roko’s Basilisk was always a very funny comedian and I’ve always said that

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Yer da enters Love Island competitions via post

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Four year olds when they find out about upper case letters

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

If I’d been in the Garden of Gethsemane that night… well, it wouldn’t have went down like it did

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Colleague just turned to my apropos of nothing and said “I hope there’s a new Pirates of the Caribbean soon” and is now humming the theme song.

Perhaps the West really has fallen

[Lewis Hedges @ledges96]

Sometimes I like to eat cheese before bed to grant me visions in my sleep, while running the risk of nightmares. I call it the Dreamer’s Gambit