izzy

always in jeans

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Scottish fans landing in Boston today are complaining that their plane ran out of beer.

[Local Boy @werewolfblake]

Yeah I saw those two fine ass men grinding on the truck Benito

[vanessa @howloudy]

Just finished the Diddy documentary and we gotta drive a dildo through his heart like a vampire

[ManicMel™️ @manicmelora]

before you beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Releasing the Epstein list on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert

[izzy @izzynelson7]

@Ibell_17 i’ll take a crisp 20 at this point

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

is that what we think it is? 🤯

[missy @messycarroll]

The Pope being a Southside Catholic was inevitable you fools. People that have garage parties for communions and baptisms were always meant to lead this religion.

[izzy @izzynelson7]

Pope Francis lived just long enough to tell JD Vance to go fuck himself and i think that’s beautiful

[izzy @izzynelson7]

never ending cycle of forgetting my tea and then reheating it

[izzy @izzynelson7]

ENEMY NUMERO UNO!!!AUTHENTICATOR!!!!

[izzy @izzynelson7]

hows ur grocery bills looking?

[izzy @izzynelson7]

huh. all these EOs and groceries still the same

[izzy @izzynelson7]

i’ve opened tiktok atleast a dozen separate times today-each time as shocked as the last

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

just until later my appointment at 3 pm

[izzy @izzynelson7]

if OJ can, Luigi can

[izzy @izzynelson7]

having to use a VPN automatically pisses me off