izzy

she/her. old enough to make my own bad decisions

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@wineyespleasee are horny and lustful not the literal same thing?

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name

[Coach Lew @CoachLewGrizz]

Some guy stole all of my content that was scheduled for tomorrow. Wtf

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@HanaScribe i’m afraid “english” is also the name of the language predominantly spoken in america. sure they could’ve been more accurate in saying “american english,” but they’re not incorrect to just say english, and “american” is not a language.

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@etrnalsandglass i was never shown the footage in school, wtf

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@notcalledjack @MicheBangtan @CoaxialCoyote @_uncoolniece if someone said “canada - near new york” to mean the part of canada that’s close to new york state, that would also make total sense

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@iconickdavid @lisinopri1 @MerriamWebster appreciate the appreciation.

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@lisinopri1 @MerriamWebster not really the same concept ik but fun

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@lisinopri1 @MerriamWebster “cone of shame” and “core memory” both come from pixar movies (up and inside our, respectively)

[peter lane @peterlanee]

Sometimes I’d post a beatles clip that progressively gets messed up as the video goes on just to see if anyone is actually watching more than 10 seconds of it

[濱中裕明 @Ototo_]

A minimal crosswords puzzle I made.
Down
1: Insect
2:not you
3:Drink
-
Across
1:A little

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@getinnnocuous put it in the met if you insist on not keeping it

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@BuzzingPop ok wait that first picture is the actual mayor right??

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@Live_Rowe @MerriamWebster wait, by “niché” do you mean neeshay or neesh? because the accent makes it look like neeshay but i’ve never heard that in my life

[Fleet @Fleetcats]

really big two

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@Quadb01s @holzawn no it makes me happy

[🐄🐷P L U C C🐷 🐄 @siobhan_huggins]

I caught her sleeping like this. And you would think -- oh, of course, she's curled up into a doughnut on top of the books, that makes sense.
That's sensible.
But no.
Her real position was revealed by removing the two books that weren't pushed all the way in.

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@zeglian @Ceilidhann “an actor i like got a buzz cut, it’s been really tough and i’ve been crying a lot, but i just try to remember his perfect tushy and body, and that helps a bit”

[Jody G @tiedshoes]

@vampnkin

[izzy @izzyrose03]

@AnaHanaam literally me with this one