izzy

i luv dakota

[izzy @izzythehulk]

hey 🥰

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

“Please respond to this email by the 10th”

Me opening and reading the email on the 27th:

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

They're coming for those Emmys.

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

Pickle ball. My acrylic painting.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

AI cheating has gotten so bad that I now feel genuine affection for horrifically bad essays clearly written by the student

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Hang it in the Louvre.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[Neet @neet_sol]

no job openings have gotten back to me this year but at least 47 companies have my SSN now

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

I had to send TWO emails today

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

real essay writers know

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Hey, would you mind quickly reading my draft? I'm looking for someone to shower it with praise, question nothing, and assure me it's Ok to submit in the next 4 hours.

[brit @britnihemmer]

you ever wake up on a monday morning and immediately tell yourself you’re going to bed at 6pm

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

does anyone else have the kind of mental illness where you just absolutely refuse to check your mail

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

type of vibe i’m on

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

I just have to look at my phone a little bit more and something incredible will happen

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

waitress: would you like more water

me: yes thank you

waitress: [picks up my cup to fill it]

me: thank you!

waitress: [puts my cup down]

me: thank you!

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL