JoHo 🚬🍉

alcoholic penguin

[josiah Ⴟ ☽☾ ∞ @S1CKHEARTS_]

if you are poor enough u deadass don’t have to pay for college

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[🦹🏾‍♂️🇪🇸 @ku1ail]

Isra*l being the first country to recognize you is like losing your virginity to a hooker

[JoHo 🚬🍉 @j0_h0_]

you guys are getting paid?

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

you got paid $125/hr to work Christmas Day from 5am-7pm, would you do it?

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

Playboi Carti making a 30 song album so that it shows up in everyone’s Spotify Wrapped in December

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

I’m about to smoke weed before noon. I know for some of you degenerates that’s an every day occurrence, but for me it’s a personal failure that I find concerning on every level.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Tyler, The Creator skins are reportedly targeting Bruno Mars skins in Fortnite.

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Stop being pregnant around my cigarettes

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this is what mamdani's free bus proposal will result in

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

This time of year is very stressful for sensitive young men with too many light jackets. Very hard to squeeze them all into just 3 weeks of light jacket weather.

[Trev @rizzbolt]

How it feels to have $875 rent

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

girl fuck you and your pedophile dad AND israel

[ส brodie @THAIBOYAGENDA]

skinny guys who don’t work out and drink beer constantly

["All I do is" Nguyen @Nguyen_anime3]

I did today when I saw a fan of his kill two teenage girls.

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ no 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄

[Breezy 🇮🇪 @Busy_Br33]

I do not “check bus times”. I do not expect delays, i do not follow timetables, i do not look for roadwork, I WALK TO MY STOP. And if there is no bus, I KlLL MYSELF.

[JoHo 🚬🍉 @j0_h0_]

so can i take tylenol when boy preggers

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

do you guys think in another timeline they would cancel charlie kirks show if he made comments on jimmy kimmels murder instead or no

[Django Gold @django]

imagine all the cool things an opposition party could be doing right now