joe

spiritually ashy 🇳🇬

[joe @j0e_eye]

@Traneofthought_ @StanUsmnt and what percentage of the US Basketball U-17 winners in the past 15 years have gone on to become All-Stars in the NBA? What does that tell you about the attributes to contribute to success at the youth level in America? What does this tell you about American soccer?

[joe @j0e_eye]

CRAWFORD PUT BELT TO ASS!

[joe @j0e_eye]

@bythefieldd @theestallionman @AceVondelle they tryna gengenpress him w ig baddies, nasty nasty work

[joe @j0e_eye]

@NicholasBoyd It sounds like a nigerian church drummer tried making a cruise beat track, unique

[joe @j0e_eye]

@HosenMark @TheAthletic @MLS i have some devastating news to share w u

[joe @j0e_eye]

@equissss__ this got it 😭

[joe @j0e_eye]

@ScottieBeam veneers u gotta go to turkey to get done

[joe @j0e_eye]

@kush_jones_ celtics got TWO firsts and kristaps for a pg who shoots .38 from the field and plays defense like a nigga who shoots .38 from the field

[joe @j0e_eye]

@_satchey no composure lmfaoo

[joe @j0e_eye]

just used “please advise” unironically in an email what is happening

[joe @j0e_eye]

this radicalized me

[Tim Donnelly @timdonnelly]

Someone at the bagel shop ordered a cinnamon raisin with tuna. This is Kathy Hochul’s New York.

[joe @j0e_eye]

@_satchey I just read about the next day, the prem stresses me out enough and the stakes not even real

[joe @j0e_eye]

rewarding myself for buying a weeks worth of groceries by ordering DoorDash

[joe @j0e_eye]

if you don’t have any, congrats it’s you!

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

You should have at least a couple friends who are truly bad people at their core

[joe @j0e_eye]

High Fidelity!

[joe @j0e_eye]

i feel like i’m gettin cheated on when the doordasher has other stops before my crib. i thought what we had was special?

[joe @j0e_eye]

real rizz is convincing someone to give u their SSN and bank info

[joe @j0e_eye]

@_satchey gareth bale tricked yall, got a whole generation of yall in a 360 deal w mediocrity. nasty nasty work.