Paul Jones

Crossed the Pennines some time ago, now I'm living it loving it Leeds.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

unannounce it

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

I have the same problem.

cc: maxtheverygoodboy on ig

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Unai Emery is having a medical at Villa Park after agreeing to sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

“That’s bloody Shakira, isn’t it?”

Managers trying to give their team talk during the World Cup final half time show…

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[Alvin Flang @The76thIcePop]

Here's the version that also contains the original footage

[Belinduh Pyne @belinduhpyne]

When your Mum asks you to go for a walk to see if your new school shoes fit…

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Jordan Henderson when he sees Kobbie Mainoo about to come on for Rice against Argentina

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

"So, Nigel, we want you just to walk along this road in the style of any completely normal human being."
"Completely normal?"
"Yes, that's right -- completely normal."

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Ed Sheeran performed a private gig for the England team, making the players appreciate just how lucky Jordan Henderson was to leave the squad early

[Jack @j4ppleby]

'I've triggered a by-election by mistake'

[🇨🇦 ¹⁵ @Dr__Ignacio]

Tuchel team talk before his squad on four yellows walks out to play Norway:

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

BREAKING: USA comes back from huge deficit to defeat Belgium 5-4 after receiving four surprise mail-in goals at 3:00am

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

That was ‘Overturn that, you orange twat’ by the Belgian World Cup Squad, from their ‘Cheats never prosper’ album.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I’m on the phone to Infantino. #MEXENG

[Blackandwhitebanter @bnwbanter]

‘‘We won babe, I got booked and got carried off on a stretcher.’’

‘‘Oh no, play well though?’’

‘‘I was an unused sub.’’

#MEXENG

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

FIFA President Gianni Infantino has held talks with Donald Trump over the possibility of the US being given a 1 goal head start in their World Cup tie against Belgium as a “gesture of goodwill.”

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Oh just one more thing, Belgium.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

“Mr Infantino? I'm just calling about Jarell Quansah...”