jordana

follow me or else they will get you

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏🎀 @playym8te]

just found out my neighbor that i’ve greeted with literal lit blunts in my mouth for a year now is a ga state patrol officer.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Y’all ever think about how your pets are just running around the house butt ass naked

[bb @Sin436x]

I’m openly abusive btw

[oloks ! @olokonlaaaaa]

4 people have to die for me to get my spark back

[jordana @j0rdanisdead]

when he tryna be freaky and choke you while you washing dishes but you genuinely pass out and drop a cast iron pan full of water all over the floor and then wake up after falling backwards an hitting ur head and apologize profusely and then finish washing the dishes.

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

Lil snack before work

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

i totaled my vibrator

[ouchie @mygirlbed]

girls who pick their noses got the best pussy

[.:•*✧* BANKROLL *✧*•:. @BBYKUSHKEN]

niggas out here platonically eating pussy watch tf out!

[celibate @onliveleak]

if he doesnt cum in 1 minute he doesnt like you.

[jordana @j0rdanisdead]

should i start twitch streaming

[jordana @j0rdanisdead]

peed on someone for the first time last night, life is good

[retard girl @freewavebitch]

Calling me a hoe when I only slept with two of your homeboys is crazy

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

curse that fаggоt tongue you speak with

[josh @joshypooper]

“who’s pussy is this” genuinely just enjoy it while u got it bro

[mommy @hisfavstepdad]

ur in his dms he wants me to kill myself

[cabby @cabby]

Never met a baby that said they don’t like cigarette smoke being blown into their face

[Kristian Fulmer @KristianLFulmer]

condom sex be smelling like o’reilly auto parts

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake