The Real Housewife of Yapping

anyways so // bravo and reality yap, random thoughts, random lyrics + a whole lot of sass

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

Every yr when my AF comes around for my cards I just wanna cancel them all omg

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

@addisonreyjepsn This is generational

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

Another endless midnight suuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

I hate when I think someone is so hot + I spend time with them and realize I never want to speak to them again. 😭

This is why I’m single.

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

Now is not the time for y’all to be quitting your full time, benefits eligible jobs to open a boutique 😭

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

Real lol

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

I think my boss and I don’t understand each others communication style via teams / email / text messages — but as soon as we get around each other in person, we understand each other so clearly…idk but I hate it

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

My upstairs neighbor has big ass feet and I’m so over it. I’m ready to go up there and push him to the ground

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

I truly just don’t give a fuck - ya know?

[~ @7why__ydm]

People that eat in restaurants alone or drink at the bar solo, what’s your secret to social confidence?

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

I have no reason to be awake right now. 😒

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm in a group setting and all of a sudden i get an intense feeling that i dont belong and need to leave immediately

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

Some of y’all don’t talk to yourself while making decisions and it shows

[ti. @LUTTI_x]

Buying bulk bottled water in 2026 is the stupidest shit ever

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

@queensofbravo Molly looks hot

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

“Why is it so loud in this store? I can’t see shit!” 😒🫩

[໊ @therarebaby]

What "old person" thing do you do?

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

@JaysRealityBlog He hates this (and her).

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

Today a woman stopped me in Nordstrom Rack and said I looked like her step son.

She pulled up a photo of him…and he was…white.

[The Real Housewife of Yapping @j0rdbgone]

Quite literally. 💀

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Me after saying I didn’t wanna go