jornse

the people’s pillow princess; single mother to all you bitches.

[jornse @j0rnse]

@LisaRinnion yeah but what if he killed me (DEF shouldve done it)

[jornse @j0rnse]

tbt to when i fumbled nola firefighter trade…in my defense for our first hang he wanted to do acid together LOL so i did pass up that opportunity….but his arms were teaaaa

[Yu-Gi-Oh Mishima 🍁🏒🥌 @15thindotribe]

This would work on me so fucking hard I need firefighter trade more than I need air

[ivo @trashmagiq]

Madonna still being stuck on trade from the ‘70s makes me feel so doomed omg it really doesn’t get better

[‏ִֶָ @tatemclisa]

the two messy bitches in middle school asking if you’re gay

[steve @unkatron]

I’ve shot ropes in places you wouldn’t hang yourself with one

[jornse @j0rnse]

wtf did i say abt pissing me off ??? oh, so you just didn it anyway? alright now ….

[jornse @j0rnse]

seré tu reliquia en los rooms de back.

[melanie @hailtothetweet]

if u have sex with a white guy u have to
say Cock instead of dick out of respect to his culture

[hImU @Himu_Art]

" This injection will give you a hit song"

Katy Perry after 2013

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[jornse @j0rnse]

no im asking, you wanna order some food?

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

if the world ended i’d be like OMG

[jornse @j0rnse]

did i just eat a raisin? ill kill myself

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

Being a gay guy in corporate is sooo fun because I just have to turn on what I call my “Hey Mama” Mode and people will do whatever I ask

[jornse @j0rnse]

im just like … control your hormones, or whatever . i know he’s fine his name’s Antoine. Do you work with her?

[cookie @cookiegracexcx]

like is there any joy bc I think not

[Variety @Variety]

Teletubbies Dance for LGBTQ+ Rights at Canva Beach Pride Party at Cannes Lions  https://t.co/dR82nCDEje

[Roo ☁️ @mspiggyhairgif]

Just started slapping my cookie crazy style

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

You make 1 friend and now 36 dudes off limits.. girl NVM

[𒆴 @viewportwonders]

#clusterpop