Jordy

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[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

It's Christmas Eve!!! Apologies if your name is Eve. It's not actually Christmas yet, Eve.

[Jordy @j0rpp]

@thomas_beeston TEN YEARS EWWWW

[Jordy @j0rpp]

@thomas_beeston Always a pleasure. Never gets less funny.

[Jordy @j0rpp]

Annual RT xoxo

Ps - how has it been 8 years?! 😭

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

It's Christmas Eve!!! Apologies if your name is Eve. It's not actually Christmas yet, Eve.

[Jordy @j0rpp]

I'll never forget the time my phone was connected to the office Sonos and the original of this song came on LOUD 👀

Cc: @sofikinsxo - YMU at large 😍

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

Drake’s not the only musical Jew from Canada…tonight we feature a Canadian rock G-Dess…who coincidentally grew up around the corner from a Canadian Jewish rock G-D (G-ddy Lee). Straight out the mikvah, here’s @peaches!

#hanukkahsessions #happyhanukkah

[Jordy @j0rpp]

-_-

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Jordy @j0rpp]

@SamPennSimkins Heya Sam, apologies for the direct tweet — I've been trying to reach out to you via Digital Odyssey's email for a while but can't get them to deliver. Could you send me a dm (I see yours are turned off)? I have an enquiry for you!

[Jordy @j0rpp]

@sofikinsxo I literally never open Twitter. Idk what spurred me to just now. But here I am, and I am NOT MAD ABOUT IT. Jé on film, jé on filmmm

[MR @MarcusRashford]

I don’t even know what to say.
Just look at what we can do when we come together, THIS is England in 2020.

[Jordy @j0rpp]

Classic pic to earn those 100 Nook Miles #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

[Jordy @j0rpp]

@sofikinsxo iconic xo

[Jordy @j0rpp]

Ok, who sent Nintendo actual footage of me dancing so they could programme the villagers accordingly? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

[Jordy @j0rpp]

"Rah! Rah!" #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

[Jordy @j0rpp]

My heart. It's too cute. Can't handle it. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

[Jordy @j0rpp]

Skye & Bonbon gave me their photos today. Screw 5 stars - the highest level of friendship is the best AC achievement #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

[Jordy @j0rpp]

I have Rex in boxes today. Anyone wanna give this lazy lion a home? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #VillagerTrade

[Jordy @j0rpp]

Before and after. Almost done trashing and rebuilding Pawnee. Pretty pleased with the new layout. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

[Jordy @j0rpp]

Buzzin. Finally got myself a moon. Every garden needs a moon, right? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

[Jordy @j0rpp]

NAPS. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH