Joe Stevens

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@bryan_johnson @JDBoodt

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@JDBoodt Excellent work bossman

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@JDBoodt Classic Boodt! 👏🏻

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@The_Ren1981 @trevorbmbagency Excellent

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@SheldonTarpey @DruRly Great rail links ✅
Waitrose ✅
WiFi ❓

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@DanGosBig Closing the circuit mate 👍

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@AvantiWestCoast Just had the same happen on the next train.

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@AvantiWestCoast sat on the train from Edinburgh to London Euston and waiting to leave Preston for nearly half an hour. Can you please advise when we’re expected to leave? Only one update onboard, lack of communication.

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@AvantiWestCoast Thanks, but it sounds like there is no train manager.

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@AvantiWestCoast The 14:52 from Edinburgh

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@stevenjmesser furious. she should know better than that.

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@JDBoodt the year: 2080, the planet: saturn, the diet: space-plants, the human population: 6, the debate: is it differentiation OR distinctiveness or differentiation AND distinctiveness

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@JDBoodt @clairestrickett yeah feet and inches mate 🇬🇧

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@clairestrickett @JDBoodt which will massively help with tv scheduling, meetings and the like

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@clairestrickett @JDBoodt long term vision is to implement decentralised time for long enough to take the credit for inventing a shared, unified time that we can track via devices strapped to body parts and on phones etc

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@JDBoodt @clairestrickett 1. decentralise time. wake up it’s 7:30am. your day, carpe diem
2. nationalise all kebab shops, end sale or return on lamb kebabs immediately.2b end unfair stigmatisation of lamb kebabs as “elephant legs”
3. all pavements made with that squishy material from posh playgrounds

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a true hero to remember on bonfire night https://t.co/913cDHV24y

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@JDBoodt nice hands

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@JDBoodt @FuckCarsReddit @SheldonTarpey amazing. americans will never feel the thrill of parallel parking into a stamp sized spot outside a row of terraces on match day.