Jack Smith

Not Another Brick In The Wall

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@NotAve33 @MattersInformed I’m one. There’s a cynical part of me which thinks that the left want us to ditch X, as it would suit their political goals

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@RobertMSterling @wrong_speak @_DHOTYA we have an early front runner for this year’s race

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@JeremyJason17 @DanNeidle @Heccles94 The punishment is very menial. Pay your tax and it’ll be gone. The standard for politicians is higher, especially if you claim to be higher than mighty regarding tax affairs

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@corkspur Moving your arm towards the ball now means that the rule is ridiculous. The bloke is a pure bellend

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@OliviaBuzaglo Big player. But Joao Pedro has been a monster the last 2 games. First 11 at Chelsea is mustard. The rest are marmite

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@freddie_x11 Don’t get spiky cos your team are shite. The decision was correct. Once you’ve dried your eyes you can have another look

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@Piyoosh_r @FA_PGMOL Two totally different scenarios but let’s face it; you knew that anyway

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@CpfcSavage Penalty is stonewall you doughnut. Stops the ball going into the net. You’re either bent dishonest or you don’t watch football. Which is it?

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@Midgecpfc 😭

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@NizaarKinsella So frustrating. Right after a great piece of composure to relieve the pressure too

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

One of the negative externalities of the Fall of the Mullahs, of course, will be most of the Iranian Dirlewanger-Brigade ending up in council houses in Belsize Park because our government is functionally indistinguishable from those women who wrote love letters to Ted Bundy.

[Mary Harrington @moveincircles]

If Iran ends up deposing the ayatollahs, does that mean the next wave of asylum seekers into Europe will be Iranian Muslim fundamentalists fleeing retribution by the new regime

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@sam_golf It’s Angel Ayora’s year on the DPWT this year. Shoe-in for the PGA Tour card and a future Ryder Cup player.
Played Q School a couple of years ago at my home club and he was in a completely different league to the rest

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@marycatedelvey I work for a waste management company. I have so far taken three kittens home. One of them has genuinely been trans. Changed name and everything

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@NoLayingUp Scottie +/- 2.75 points at Ryder Cup. I’m taking under and ready to bet a bowl of cheesy chips. Who wants it?

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@PGALouis Donnington Grove 2023

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@cvas @NoLayingUp @highnoonsunsips That chip in on 16; the average person thinks that was to win it. He only just got into a playoff when DiMarco hit the flag with a Texas Wedge from the fringe and stayed out

[Jack Smith @j12smith]

@cvas @NoLayingUp @highnoonsunsips 2005 Masters has got to be top 3 for me