Jordan David Johnson

But I hope you take the road less traveled/And I hope you find the courage to grow/Well I hope you find the courage to grow

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

@GLENDAMACKENZI4 @OccupyDemocrats Guarantee this is the same person who loses her mind if anyone suggests even a hint of gun control or regulation.

You don't even realize how fucking stupid you are do you?

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

@_BurningRiver @Miggysbat This entire stat is made up bullshit. Go check the dimensions of other ballparks. This dude just trolling and salty af.

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

@CaesarsRewards I’ve been trying to modify a reservation at @RioVegas for literally over a day. New rez agents won't help. Existing Rez never picks up or calls back. Last time I make this mistake.

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

@jaweedkaleem this is the post I mentioned on Bluesky. Appreciate it if you take a look. Weird right?

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

Hey @nelnet u gonna explain this? I call you 20x in the last few months and NO ONE will admit you sent this email or even talk to me re: this. 1st two images from email @nelnet sent in January. Last image is from @nelnet today, June 27. Over 3 MONTHS after supposed discharge.

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

@Kawsar_Ai Yo what is going on with this though? Are their servers down? I have a lot of notes in there that are completely inaccessible for the last 12 hours

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

dude what do the numbers in @NotionMail mail even mean? does anyone know? it sure as hell isn't "unread" emails. why would you change such a fundamental aspect of email and say nothing?

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

1 week, 1 single author. Absurd. This is why I'm blocking all emails from @substack. (This is not aimed at the author in particular. You'll note I actually paid to be a subscriber to her newsletter) Why do companies think this should be the default?

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

Can anyone with @addy_io Pro account tell me what the 7th domain is? I'm not quite to the level of needing to upgrade from Lite plan but now I'm curious lol. https://t.co/ua8nbFhnBM is super dope btw, and you should use it instead of whatever you're using cause it's better

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

@PhotoG_AI_ you do service based businesses or nah? I couldn't really get your site to work without a photo of the "product"

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

@VigilantFox @overton_news You glazing almost as hard as @ChatGPTapp was last week omg.

I'm not sure I've ever seen anything this fucking stupid before

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

Finally tried @NotionHQ after so many recommendations. First thing I did was import a bunch of digital journals and hit my 1000 block limit in like one hour lmao.

I guess I'm officially old but also, how was I supposed to know they count like every single line as a block? 🤦‍♂️

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

Yo that @canva wrap went hard af. Also, I can't believe this is what I'm tweeting about in 2025 wow.

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

Lets make a @Roku except it's shittier in literally every way possible!

Hmm, risky... but let's just force all customers to use it no matter what since we have a monopoly

-@GetSpectrum execs at the @xumoplay strategy meeting probably.

my gen-1 chromecast from 2015 is better.

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

What the fuck am I watching on @NBAonTNT rn? VC is absolutely disgusted by these idiots and so am I.

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

What the fax?! I guess faxing isn’t dead 🤷‍♂️ Use Dropbox Fax by @DropboxSign to send and receive faxes from anywhere. #DropboxFax https://t.co/yIfiiAG3AF

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

@TMobileHelp I tried for years to get my wife to try android and day one we've spent 5 hours tryna get voicemail to work on a brand new pixel 9. Calls are not being forwarded and I'm about to smash every piece of T-Mobile equipment I own. Help?

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

Oh cool, thanks @Samsung!

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

Honestly, I still think Ryan day needs to be fired. It's about sending the message that you can't lose to ❌ichigan #FireHim #CFBPlayoff

[Jordan David Johnson @J22Jordan]

Yo @ComedyCentral it's hella dumb that we on the west coast can't watch the LIVE SHOW of @TheDailyShow until freaking 11pm.